DAVID BOWIE SEES DOUBLE OVER SCARLETT JOHANSSON

TIT MACHINE

Published on Tue 26 February 2008 by roryk

DAVID BOWIE SEES DOUBLE OVER SCARLETT JOHANSSON

David Bowie has been speaking about Scarlett Johansson's Tom Waits covers album and the actress must have got to him as he's coming out with all sorts of odd language.

Bowie, who appears on the album doing backing vocals on a couple of songs, said on his website:

"The songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett's performances are mystical and twice cool."

Twice cool? WTF? Is Bowie's twice cool maybe the same 'double coolness' aspect of Johannson that Natalie Portman was gawping at the other day?

"Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts," said Natalie.

"She's got beautiful ones."

Yeah, twice cool beautiful ones, eh, David?

DAVID BOWIE SEES DOUBLE OVER SCARLETT JOHANSSON

pass it on print article

IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
MUMMY'S BOY
EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
NEWSMOUND
FIGHTING TALK

BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		joannepsi on Tue 26 February 2008 said... By "mystical and twice cool", does he mean "shit"? Because that's what Scarlett's acting performances usually are.
		TouchingCloth on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Great rack though if that's what he was on about...
		HoratioKnibbles on Tue 26 February 2008 said... It's just the way things ARE Joe
		Dames on Tue 26 February 2008 said... It's like Ringo Starr when was on J Ross show, going on about 'ringtones'. Heh heh... 'I'm hip!'
		DickyM on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Double speak. I'd still cum over her tits though
		BustySinclair on Wed 27 February 2008 said... yet more karaoke ffs stick to 'acting'
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Yep - that rack's double cool. Wonder if they'd make a film about Natalie Portman grabbing a big handful of Scarlett's funbags? I'd buy that for a dollar!