David Beckham to record video diary for TV broadcast

Do Y'Know The Way To Bore LA?

Published on Fri 06 July 2007 by IanMcShane

David Beckham to record video diary for TV broadcast

David Beckham is attempting to break the world record for the use of the phrase "y'know" in a TV show, as he shoots a video diary of his first few months at LA Galaxy.

This is clearly a terrible idea, and one that's unlikely to give the Emmy judging panel any sleepless nights. On paper, David has it all. Loving husband and father (and spectacular in the sack with various models), toned physique and a role model to a generation. And he drinks Pepsi, so he's an all-American guy.

But I can't help think that whichever shiny-toothed TV executive came up with this idea hasn't actually heard David speak. Body of an Adonis and all that, but voice of a camp flight attendant on helium, not forgetting all the wit and intellect of a sheet of flypaper.

Never mind, his wife will be there to pass on tips on how to make superb television. Praise the lord.

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Fri 06 July 2007 said... move over you blokes with your anal rape jibes....it's the ladies turn...thick as fucking cement, but hhhmmmmm, yes please, instead of a praying mantis try a REAL woman for a change, you'll never go back to insects again!
		on Fri 06 July 2007 said... His wife is a vile, pox riddled harridan that should be bathed in sulphuric acid before being imolated by a napalm flame thrower.......However, he's still the fucking boy when it comes to dropping a ball on somebody's foot/head from 50 yards. Even if he does sound like a ten year old castrati from an all boys choir...
		jojo22uk on Fri 06 July 2007 said... i just dont get it.........is it just me, or is he fucking awful?!
		on Fri 06 July 2007 said... With all the sexy fuck-whores this fella could impale, I never quite fathomed why a) he married posh b) he blatted Rebecca Loos c) he quaffed that fat nanny/home help bitch. he must have the intelligence of a standard lamp not to realise he is deirable to woman and therefore abuse that situation to the fullest. I personally would live every fucking day like a depraved Emporer during the last day's of Rome - up to my nuts in cunt and butts - literally until my diddle dropped off.
		Cuntybollocks on Fri 06 July 2007 said... They need to get James Earl Jones in to dub his voice when he appears on tv or advertises anything. It worked for Darth Vader.
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 06 July 2007 said... I'm looking forward to the day when I can anally rape Beckham with a leather studded dildo. That's after I've tied him up by the bollocks and whipped him soundly for shacking up with dogs and dimwits.
		DickMarsh on Fri 06 July 2007 said... oh god, please practice on me first....
		on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Sundaeg1rl you little minx. Don't keep going on that, you're getting us all excited. Do you actually possess a leather studded dildo?...mental image being formed and it's filthy
		Geoff Wode on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Mrs. Moon - Dont worry I can assure you that the regulars on here dont get any kind of sex apart from with their hand. I'm sure any right minded female would see their desperate attention seeking posts and run a mile. Lads - If you could appear more lonely and desperate than you already do I would like to see you try. Keep on wanking saddos. (and that includes you 'No Dick Marsh') Regards Geoff x
		on Fri 06 July 2007 said... You're wrong Geoff, I had sex last night...with a rather attractive young lady...three times. And no I didn't pay for it.
		Geoff Wode on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Yep - Then you awoke in your dingy bedsit and realised you had cracked one off over your stained sheets. The last time you saw a naked woman she had staples through her midriff mate.
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Harlequin and DM, do pop in, one can always use the practice. BYOL (bring your own lube, heavy duty). You too, Geoff, if it'll calm you down. You seem like you at least need a wank.
		on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Ha! Juast spat coffee everywhere reading that Geoff! Where is this bile coming from today? You only normally direct such abuse at DM? I feel rather priveleged...
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Good to see GW spreading the love when he's not pulling the wings off flies and torturing small mammals for kicks...
		MrsMoon on Fri 06 July 2007 said... I feel there is some truth in which you speak Geoff...i bet most of the gentlemen's keyboards that frequent this site are so crusty with jizz they look like enormous pukka pies...everyone needs an outlet...
		MrsMoon on Fri 06 July 2007 said... ...by the way Geoff i'll give you £5.10 a tit and a fiver for your arse...
		pondscum on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Is it just me, or is Geoff Wode the same person as Wrath. Or maybe they're just bumming each other. As for Becks he went down in my estimation when he a) married skeletor, and b) voluntarily went to the US.
		DickMarsh on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Me and lordd thought he was wrath too
		DickMarsh on Fri 06 July 2007 said... btw you're also a regular here geoffery
		Wrath on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Although it is incomprehensible to your piss weak life pondscum - the majority of people who read your child like sweaty palmed rantings about what you'd gleefully do to any female mentioned would think you're a diseased little cunt. Your self delusion leads you to think that myself and Geoffwode are one and the same? We both unfortunately happen to be reviled by you, independently. No, really you are that odious.
		Geoff Wode on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Wrath - you hit the nail on the fucking head mate.
		BatemansBusinessCard on Fri 06 July 2007 said... I predict that within 5 months, HM will be posting pictures of DM,LD,Wrath, GW et al and celebs will be posting vitriolic comments about them before turning on one another, since the celebs pic and HM commentary now only seems to receive a cursory observation before the posters attack one another. Keep up the good work.
		Geoff Wode on Fri 06 July 2007 said... No mate. I predict tiresome cunts like you will STILL be here wanking off to your repetitive teenage rape fantasies. And still not getting any fanny (or arse). And I will be popping up every once in a while to rip the piss out of you.
		BatemansBusinessCard on Fri 06 July 2007 said... Actually Geoff I was lamenting the loss of the wit that used to be evident on this site. Feel free to unearth evidence of your allegation - you will find none, but do keep up your role of protagonist to those that do fall within the category which you describe.
		Geoff Wode on Fri 06 July 2007 said... I lament the fucking half an hour that you needed to construct a proper sentence that made you appear to be the pompous and pretentious fucknard that you so obviously are. Good luck with your Degree, cunt.
		Vileman on Sat 07 July 2007 said... Geoff, have a pop at me if you like, I earned my degree years ago, (B Eng Electronic Engineering). Didn't improve my grammar, but I talk the way I do out of choice. If you can manage to leave your keyboard this weekend and drag your ass down to Devizes please look me up. The guys on the Foreign Beer stall of the Devizes Beer Festival will be able to point you in my direction. Let' see if I can't introduce your ass to your mouth in some interesting and painful way.
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 07 July 2007 said... Hahaha @ BBC, that'd be fucking magic gets slagged off by Kate Moss goes round and snaps the bitch in two enjoys every minute legs it to Devizes Beer Festival to take full anal advantage of Vileman
		ThorntonReed on Sat 07 July 2007 said... So Vileman, You have a degree in 'Engineering', AND you are a beer 'enthusiast' Fucking 'ell son - you are fucked. I don't want to give you a hard time because your life will be punishment enough. Enjoy your wank dweeb.
		BatemansBusinessCard on Sat 07 July 2007 said... Geoff - may I remind you of your salary ?
		DickMarsh on Sat 07 July 2007 said... hehehehehehehe
		sirbuckle on Mon 09 July 2007 said... hahaaha