DAVID BECKHAM FAILS TO SEE CANCER CHILDREN IN AUSTRALIA
TARNISHED BALLS
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Published on Mon 26 November 2007 by IanMcShane
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DAVID BECKHAM FAILS TO SEE CANCER CHILDREN IN AUSTRALIA |
Beckham arrived in Australia yesterday to play an exhibition match with his comedy team LA Galaxy. Naturally, he didn't choose to travel with the rest of the footballing hoi polloi and arrived on his own private jet (he had to make a quick stop off in Beijing on Saturday to promote a Motorola phone, because he needs the money) then was escorted by limousine to his hotel.
Unfortunately, a group of kiddies with life-threatening illnesses were waiting outside hoping for autographs, though perhaps they'd have been better off at home tucked up in bed or watching TV - now THAT'S a pushy mother.
And how they waved and shouted as David's limo with blacked out windows and police escort approached the hotel entrance! And how they shouted and screamed when the former England captain fucked off smartish into the hotel!
David has an excellent excuse though. He didn't see them. Fair enough, professional footballers are renowned for their dodgy eyesight.
"I would never have done that. Never have done, never will do. I'm more than willing to meet them wherever they want and at whatever time that they want," he puffed as his PR people muttered at each other and wished they were dead.
The locals seem to accept this explanation, even the mother of Emma Byers, a cancer-sufferer who had been waiting to present a toy kangaroo to the footballer, which, cancer or not, is a pretty thoughtless and obvious present.
"I'm quite happy to accept that he didn't see the children," said Anita Byers, "The kids were off to the side. The cameras were flashing. It was a bit dark," before failing to add, "He's ours now, for however long we want, wherever and whatever time we want."
Unfortunately, a group of kiddies with life-threatening illnesses were waiting outside hoping for autographs, though perhaps they'd have been better off at home tucked up in bed or watching TV - now THAT'S a pushy mother.
And how they waved and shouted as David's limo with blacked out windows and police escort approached the hotel entrance! And how they shouted and screamed when the former England captain fucked off smartish into the hotel!
David has an excellent excuse though. He didn't see them. Fair enough, professional footballers are renowned for their dodgy eyesight.
"I would never have done that. Never have done, never will do. I'm more than willing to meet them wherever they want and at whatever time that they want," he puffed as his PR people muttered at each other and wished they were dead.
The locals seem to accept this explanation, even the mother of Emma Byers, a cancer-sufferer who had been waiting to present a toy kangaroo to the footballer, which, cancer or not, is a pretty thoughtless and obvious present.
"I'm quite happy to accept that he didn't see the children," said Anita Byers, "The kids were off to the side. The cameras were flashing. It was a bit dark," before failing to add, "He's ours now, for however long we want, wherever and whatever time we want."
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