STOP THE PRESS!

Yes, it's true. David 'I can barely speak' Beckham can actually write. And not just those scrawled X's he does when giving autographs. David has been writing on his blog about how amazed he was when the giant Armani ad was unveiled in San Francisco. Yeah, amazed at how much they'd Photoshopped his package no doubt...

David wrote on his blog: "To be honest I was amazed by the huge billboard poster outside Macy's department store, but even more amazed by the amount of people who turned up to see it!"

Yes, people turning up to see a giant poster of a semi naked man in the gay capital of the world. Catch up, David.

"I'm always surprised by the amount of attention certain things create, but the attention this campaign has created is pretty incredible.

"It was great to meet some of the people who'd come out."

Once again, San Francisco is the gay capital of the world, David. A lot of people come out there.

Next week: David is amazed to discover that the world is in fact round.