David and Victoria Beckham light up the British Grand Prix

A Pair Of Prix

Published on Mon 09 July 2007 by IanMcShane

David and Victoria Beckham light up the British Grand Prix

Amid the rumble of engines and squeal of tyres there was an unfamiliar noise at yesterday's British Grand Prix at Silverstone. It was the high-pitched whine of 'Look at me! Look at me!' from the self-satisfied but needy Beckhams.

British driver Lewis Hamilton has been getting a few headlines lately, so it's unsurprising that the Beckhams would be drawn to the publicity, like sharks sensing blood.

They took the opportunity to stride down the pit lane, glad-handing the young driver unaware that he was being steadily drained by two of the most prolific celebrity vampires in history.

As they strode off, sated, a puzzled Hamilton was left feeling vaguely uneasy and suspecting he wasn't as popular or famous as he had been just a few moments earlier. And what benefit did the Beckham blessing give him? Sod all as he fucked up in the pits and only finished third. Bravo, Team Beckham!

Lewis Hamilton, British Grand Prix, F1, Motor racing, David and Victoria Beckham, Holy Moly, Celebrity news, gossip

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COMMENTS

		DOGPAS on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Beckham's are both solid grade A celebrity poison, he used to take the odd free kick & she used to.............., actually no idea what the vacuous waste of skin was good at...., jesus she's wasting oxygen we could give to poor people........, let's lessen their carbon footprint..., stop the bitch breathing...
		on Mon 09 July 2007 said... My patience is beginning to wear thin now for Lewis Hamilton. Hanging out with the Beckhams as well as the other cunt-in chief - P-Diddy, can only rub off, and seeing his face every fucking day in the papers is really starting to grate on me. So from this moment on I delare Lewis Hamilton a fucking cunt of the highest order for courting this celebrity lifestyle. Just get on with driving your F1 car and stop being a flash cunt. cunt.
		on Mon 09 July 2007 said... My patience is beginning to wear thin now for Lewis Hamilton. Hanging out with the Beckhams as well as the other cunt-in chief - P-Diddy, can only rub off, and seeing his face every fucking day in the papers is really starting to grate on me. So from this moment on I delare Lewis Hamilton a fucking cunt of the highest order for courting this celebrity lifestyle. Just get on with driving your F1 car and stop being a flash cunt. cunt.
		on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Now I'm the cunt for posting twice... that's karma for you
		pondscum on Mon 09 July 2007 said... He used to have the same nickname in school as Tiger Woods...~~censored~~
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 09 July 2007 said... I'd have let him off on the charges of being a cunt if he'd actually won the bloody race...still suppose he's better than that other waster skidmark Jenson Button!
		JiggeryCock on Mon 09 July 2007 said... Jensen Button = fancy name for a clitoris
		DickMarsh on Mon 09 July 2007 said... madonna toothed chogey
		on Mon 09 July 2007 said... yeah i saw that joke posted on the link as well pondscum!
		sirbuckle on Mon 09 July 2007 said... He's very waxworkish. is that a word??
		Vileman on Tue 10 July 2007 said... It is now SB. By the way, do you think he asked for their autographs ?
		on Tue 10 July 2007 said... but notice child in background weeps at our lews awsomeness
		Marshfield on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Agree he does come across as a bit artificial, and more than happy enough to play the sponsors pet. British for now, how long until he becomes a tax domicile in Monaco. I give it one or two seasons tops. Then you can flaunt the Monaco flag and National Anthem if and when you win a race, and the hyperbole from ITV might die down a little.