MISS GREAT ACTRESS

Danielle Lloyd claims that she is about embark on a whole new career (she had a career?) and focus all her 'talents' on acting. As a pole dancer. In a British gangster film. Possibly directed by Guy Ritchie.

But Danielle seems a bit confused as to whether she's actually got the part or not which probably suggests she hasn't.

Still, she's already started working really hard and begun pole dancing lessons. Although perhaps she should consider acting classes first.

She said:

  "I can't say too much but it's a gangster film and hopefully I'll be playing a dancer."

What other role is there? Apart from stripper. Which is almost the same thing but with a less sophisticated title.

She continued:

"I'm reading the script at the moment and it starts shooting soon so it looks like I've definitely got the part. I'm going to work really hard and spend ages learning my lines so I'll be word-perfect."

She's going to learn her lines? She's going recite them correctly? She'll have that Oscar nomination for 'third pole dancer to the right of the stage' in no time.

Danielle also claimed that she'd been approached about a role in an ITV drama in which she would play a 'prim and proper' character.

Before admitting that she was just joking. (We assume).