Footballers are no longer first choice for z-list
gold diggers reality tv stars and the like, as they are now moving in like locusts onto other sportsmen instead.
Chanelle Hayes has already showed off her rugby player boyfriend and now
Danielle Lloyd has gone one step up and got hold of a gladiator called
Tornado.
Tornado is a 15 stone Marine commando. And his hero is Rambo. But if you ever took the piss out him for that he would probably kill you. In about two seconds.
Danielle and Tornado (real name David McIntosh) met on the celebrity version of Gladiators and as Ulrika Johnson no longer presents the show, Danielle won't even have to worry about the maneater getting her filthy old mitts on him.
Danielle and Tornado were seen at Faces nightclub in Essex over the weekend. And judging by the pictures, he may even have bigger breasts than her. But he wasn't so keen to be photographed by paparazzi and said:
"Do you know who I am? Do not take photographs of me."
And would you argue with him?
In other news, did you see the pictures of Lloyd promoting Rustlers last week? Is this possibly to most low rent thing you could ever promote? Microwavable burgers. For fuck's sake.