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DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

DANIELLE GETS THE WIND PUT UP HER

DANIELLE LLOYD DATES GLADIATOR CALLED TORNADO

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Footballers are no longer first choice for z-list gold diggers reality tv stars and the like, as they are now moving in like locusts onto other sportsmen instead. Chanelle Hayes has already showed off her rugby player boyfriend and now Danielle Lloyd has gone one step up and got hold of a gladiator called Tornado.

Tornado is a 15 stone Marine commando. And his hero is Rambo. But if you ever took the piss out him for that he would probably kill you. In about two seconds.

Danielle and Tornado (real name David McIntosh) met on the celebrity version of Gladiators and as Ulrika Johnson no longer presents the show, Danielle won't even have to worry about the maneater getting her filthy old mitts on him.

Danielle and Tornado were seen at Faces nightclub in Essex over the weekend. And judging by the pictures, he may even have bigger breasts than her. But he wasn't so keen to be photographed by paparazzi and said:

"Do you know who I am? Do not take photographs of me."

And would you argue with him?

In other news, did you see the pictures of Lloyd promoting Rustlers last week? Is this possibly to most low rent thing you could ever promote? Microwavable burgers. For fuck's sake.

COMMENTS
StinkyPinky on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
He looks like more of a light drizzle than a tornado.
Krooner on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
Ever since she went on CBB and shot her racist mouth off she's only gone out with black guys... strange that...
Topguntop on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
oh what a surprise he's black. Ok we get it lloyd. you're no longer a racist cunt, congratulations.
Krooner on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
She's still a racist, just evidently she hate whites now.
dandyboy on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
I'll have to stop buying Rustlers now. Er, not that I ever did you understand, I'll just doubly avoid them from now on.
Aciddrops on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
She's a potato head isn't she
JiggeryCock on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
Faces Nightclub (Essex) - It's a veritable petri dish for these 'never amount to much, famous for fuck all' types isn't it?
blaxa on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
Mmmm... He can drizzle over me any time. And as for microwave burgers; who lives that far away from a take-away?
OckerRocker on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
What an awful, dreadful cunt. She'd take any coloured cock if she thought she'd get some press coverage out of it. Well done though for encouraging a generation of youngsters to aspire to a career as a celebrity cumsponge.
danifanusa on Tue 27 May 2008 said...
Danielle Lloyd is so pretty and sweet. She is UK national sweetheart and top celebrity. Thanks for pictures of her.
rachael on Wed 28 May 2008 said...
she looks like she needs a facelift in that picture.
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