NUDE HORSE PLAY

Look out, America! Daniel Radcliffe in on his way over there and he's bringing little Daniel with him. The 'Harry Potter' star will reprise his role in the stage version of 'Equus' on Broadway this autumn, the story of a young man with a fascinatioin for horses and for wandering around the stage and flashing his knob. And yes, I could have called it a 'wand' but I really couldn't be bothered.

So despite the fact that he still has to film two 'Harry Potter' films to complete the series, this means that the boy wizard will have waved his cock around on two different continents. It's going to be quite difficult to suspend disbelief when watching the next Potter film if you've seen the leading man in the flesh, so to speak...

Harry is understandably nervous about bringing his hot dog to the home of the foot-long weiner.

"It will be amazing, but I will be terrified because I was talking to [co-star] Richard Griffiths about playing New York, and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences."

No, the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate Richard Griffiths, especially if he begins to reprise his role of Uncle Monty from 'Withnail & I' just as Daniel strips off on stage. Now that I'd pay to see, Griffiths all sweaty and shouting, "BOY! BOY? I mean to have you, boy…"

Speaking of 'Withnail & I', it's nearly the weekend...