GUFFAW YOUR EYES ONLY

Double-Oh Chuckles Daniel Craig has vowed that his moody performance in 'Casino Royale' will not be repeated in the next Bond movie. Instead, he intends to play the part more along the comedic line of Roger Moore, so better get exercising that right eyebrow now, Daniel.

This seems a strange move for a man barely within waving distance of a sense of humour, but Chortling Craig is determined to make his performances much sunnier in the upcoming movie, which has a working title of 'Bond 22'.

"There are going to be more gags. The next one's going to be a lot funnier... There will be lots of Octopussy and Pussy Galore-style gags. They're all great names." he giggled, eyes streaming with tears as he soaked various journalists with a large plastic flower in his lapel before clambering into a shiny spy car with square wheels and doors which flew off as he drove away.