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A movie production assistant is claiming that she had a steamy lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie whilst the star was filming the celluloid shit-fest 'Gone In Sixty Seconds', a film so poor that Christopher Eccleston was the best actor on view. Best of all, the mouthy lesbian is called Misty Cooper, a similar name to a Mini car stolen in the same film.

Speaking to Flynet Online, Misty tells of how Angelina flirted with her throughout filming, talking about how she had slept with many women but none measured up to her then husband, Billy Bob Thornton. Misty pointed out that Angelina had never slept with her, which is perhaps the most subtle 'come and get me' line in the world.

After the pair had some Polaroid photos taken together, Angelina decided to embark on a less than subtle wooing.

"I want you to come to my trailer, get naked, and we'll have more fun and more photos," she said mysteriously.

Hardly the scoop of the century, is it? It's been fairly well-known that Angelina was fond of a little lady action in her past. I'm actually a bit disgusted with her now, as I'd forgotten she was in that terrible movie in the first place. What a passion killer...