WITTY ON THE INSIDE

We're not going to mince our words about they - we bloody LOVE Courtney Love for her post-Oscars blog - which sounds not at all dissimilar to our heroe Peat's dairy.

These are Courtney's thoughts on the Oscars as per her supposedly official MySpace page.

"swank looked great, i bet that was Versace,
she looke dgirly for the fiorst time in forever- im sad for PTA i love teh Coens but PTA well tehy shouldve let him release all 6 hours of There Will Be Blood cos thats what i bet there is of it, Kidman as anyone knows and me are not bffs by any stretch, and i though te edgy thing was cool but for some reason not onher- and her forehead is way too
shiny it flips me out

"iwas REALLY isnpired Diablo Cody won - that was fucking AWESOME in fact
i think i just may have peed all over her My Space- i was supposed to be at Eltons Party at i think noon or something and if we dont hiurry it will suck- i really dont want to get there ina crush of shit and stuff"

"wait my pr is outside im calling her hold on- okay i hope the disaster has been averted but m,y expirience with that party is that i do NOT want to see Paris dancing ona table i really really DONT and i dont want to stuff a stale slamon canape in my mouth and i really need to get laid so i m off to do so...ill be back but for now im so over L:A"

AMAZING. The woman is truly bonkers.