WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT

Once again Courtney Love has awoken from her addled slumbers and decided to pontificate on a matter that is nothing to do with her, a medical condition now known as 'Lilyallen-itis'. This time her grubby muppet face is chattering about Madonna and how the most successful female artist of all time's back catalogue does not equate to 'great art'. Unlike Courtney's output which is the musical equivalent of the Mona Lisa.

Once again the sloppy-mouthed witch has managed to stay sober enough to log onto her MySpace account and rant mercilessly without any semblance of meaning or sense. Madonna must be shaking in her legwarmers at this latest vicious attack.

"Ambition and sass and shrewd does not equal great art - hard work and major discipline doesn't equal great art and all of those are great things," dribbled the wet-lipped Yoko of the nineties.

So what would Courtney consider great art? Why, her own music perhaps? Spot on! Yes, she is a bright shining light pointing the way forward for the unenlightened masses, and not just some dead-eyed whore with floppy lollipops and a guitar.

"I have great discipline and I do work like a bionic thing," she wrote modestly, surprising many with her revelation that the bionic twat has been invented.