COURTNEY LOVE EYES LONDON MANSIONS
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
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Published on Wed 28 November 2007 by IanMcShane
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COURTNEY LOVE EYES LONDON MANSIONS |
The grubby old scab with a mouth like a fan belt doused in wolf blood is in danger of losing her house in Malibu because of the bush fires sweeping through California, though rumours that she actually started the blaze after scratching her flint-like flue are unconfirmed.
Love is looking to bring her own brand of grottiness (and probably a new variant of superflea) to Richmond in leafy South West London, and is ready to view properties valued at around the £8m mark, so Kurt Cobain's life wasn't wasted after all. He's probably up there grinning now at the thought of his totured music paying for mansions in England his widow keeping his legacy alive.
And Courtney has even identified the location in which she would like to destroy community spirit and housing market.
"Ideally, I'd like a house on the green, near the theatre. It's just such an awesome place to hang out."
And I'd imagine there are plenty of residents who would be more than willing to help her 'hang'.
Love is looking to bring her own brand of grottiness (and probably a new variant of superflea) to Richmond in leafy South West London, and is ready to view properties valued at around the £8m mark, so Kurt Cobain's life wasn't wasted after all. He's probably up there grinning now at the thought of his totured music paying for mansions in England his widow keeping his legacy alive.
And Courtney has even identified the location in which she would like to destroy community spirit and housing market.
"Ideally, I'd like a house on the green, near the theatre. It's just such an awesome place to hang out."
And I'd imagine there are plenty of residents who would be more than willing to help her 'hang'.
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