Courtney Love and Noel Fielding smash up hotel room

A Pair Of Bollo-cks

Published on Fri 13 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Courtney Love and Noel Fielding smash up hotel room

If you’ve ever wondered why there’s no chance of a third series of ‘The Mighty Boosh’ here’s the reason. Fresh from hanging around with the most annoying Geldof (and I’m including Bob in this equation) Noel Fielding is now bumping nasties with Courtney Love, the most insane woman who has ever lived.

Noel and Love went back to her five star hotel following her gig in Shepherd’s Bush, ruining every available surface and soft furnishing by coating them with cigarette burns. And since the 1st of July, my friends, that is definitely against the law.

They are truly the greatest pair of rock n’roll rebels. The television would have been thrown out of the window but it’s reflective surface provided too tempting to the puffed-up pair, who probably spent the rest of the night preening their respective hairdont’s in the reflection.

So now that’s two people sitting there, and though fairly young, reflecting that their best days are behind them, and they could just end it all now, like a Happy Shopper version of Sid and Nancy.
You looked like you were pulling yourslef together for a while Courtney - that POP shoot was great and people seemed genuinely excited by the new material.

Don't piss it all away on this fucking loser. Never trust a man who wears gloves in July Courtney - trust us.

Courtney Love, Noel Fielding, idiots, celebrity news, the mighty boosh, Hole, nirvana, kurt cobain

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COMMENTS

		Shagsack on Fri 13 July 2007 said... I hope there isnt a third series of The Mighty Boosh. Because its fucking shit.
		sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said... I like to fuck her in the head, dirty rotten no good slutpiece, and Im sorry but ive no idea who the other self-satisfied clown is. But he looks like he needs a kick in the nuts. What mighty boosh? Ive so many questions about life
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Had the misfortune of catching a very small portion of the "Mighty" Boosh and if that gurning cunt is a comedian then I'm the living reincarnation of Elvis Presley... Have never seen such a load of shat in my life!!!
		sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Is that Vernon Kaye? Is that his name? Im a fucking lost cause this morning
		sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Will some of you guys please hit the 'previous' tab on this page and tellme the importance of what you see in the picture. There's two different ones that you cant see from main news scroll
		Kermit on Fri 13 July 2007 said... I would not let this man's teeth anywhere near my neck..... or anywhere else as it goes.
		on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Courtney's about to chow down on some man meat in that pic, it's bloody obvious. Noel, mate, get a haircut, some glasses and have your teeth fixed. Then you will be allowed out in public again, cuntsack.
		linzeebee on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Oh come on he's usually fuckin hot , she's a junkie mess, but you'd let him stick it anywhere
		linzeebee on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Oh come on he's usually fuckin hot , she's a junkie mess, but you'd let him stick it anywhere
		on Fri 13 July 2007 said... I agree with the general consensus that the mighty boosh are about as funny as leukaemia and he's a seriously fucking ugly cunt-rod to boot. as is she. my god i hope they don't procreate. cunts.
		HoggRoast on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Mighty Boosh = Mighty Shite
		HoggRoast on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Anyway, I don't reckon she's about to get cock, I reckon she's already getting it from the guy behind! A good cunt rippin' is what this whore desrves!
		JiggeryCock on Fri 13 July 2007 said... And the story is? Rock Leper meets Silly Haircut and they swap flob and smoke a bit...maybe? Fuck me ragged, in the Pantheon of Rock 'n Roll, this certainly puts the Stones at Altamont into perspective doesn't it?
		RoyKeane on Fri 13 July 2007 said... He looks like a mong faced hedgemonkey
		mrsoft on Fri 13 July 2007 said... But they are already filming a third series of the Mighty Boosh...! A few nights out doesn't ruin a promising comedy career, just ask Steve Coogan. And the poor bastards are just friends, leave them alone.
		TapperZukie on Fri 13 July 2007 said... you just know her mouth has been around more cock than we've had hot dinners - dirty dirty whore.. one would suspect...
		Twiglet on Fri 13 July 2007 said... What has happened to Lord Decider and Dick Marsh? Normally we would have had several comments by now about why she is pulling that face? In fact LD hasn't been around all week...........has his cock finally fallen off?
		Twiglet on Fri 13 July 2007 said... What has happened to Lord Decider and Dick Marsh? Normally we would have had several comments by now about why she is pulling that face? In fact LD hasn't been around all week...........has his cock finally fallen off?
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Are you getting withdrawal symptoms Twiglet?? Must admit that the lack of references to toilet bowls and punishment turd-burgling is rather distressing!
		sirbuckle on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Dickie is about but the Good Lord has disappeared. Poss down Dickies crappper but I reckon sunny climes
		DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Sunny climes on sunday folks, then itll be 3 weeks
		DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said... On a lighter note, shes pulling that face cause my heavily sovereign ringed fist has just been rammed past her sphincter.........dry obviously
		Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said... I do hope you're wearing your Rolex as well Dick.
		Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said... BTW, LD is currently residing in the gimp box in my cellar at the moment, and loving it.
		LoneGunMan on Sat 14 July 2007 said... He's cool, she's a famous old dirt bag, where's the problem?
		Nutkins on Sat 14 July 2007 said... He was hot until he did a Geldof.
		on Sat 14 July 2007 said... oh shit! i forgot bout them there geldof sisters! and now old cuntney luv! does anyone see a patten?
		dandyboy on Sat 14 July 2007 said... The step up from shagging desperate groupies to desperate celebrity groupies must have been a big one, his mum must be really proud
		on Sat 14 July 2007 said... but a stainers a stainer thats for sure
		on Mon 16 July 2007 said... I think I'd like to walk up behind this prick and set light to his hair.What an absolute knobhead.WHO ARE YOU?
		MrBungle on Mon 16 July 2007 said... I thought Boosh 3 was already recorded and to be shown at the end of the year. Courtney's looking shitter by the second.
		stgreg on Wed 05 December 2007 said... HA! Shows what you all know! The third series of The Boosh is awesome. Although I cannot stand Courtney Love and I hope we never have to hear about her again. However, I'm pretty sure we will.
		kly45 on Fri 18 January 2008 said... You people are complete fucking idiots. 'Who are you?' 'who are you?' He's a fucking well known actor and comedian, that's probably the most retarded thing you could say to him you prick! He has amazing hair, he is extremely cool. He has bad teeth, but he isn't ugly, when his hair is long his nose looks bigger and his face a bit weird, but when he has short hair he does have quite a nice face. The mighty boosh does take a while to appreciate, but even if it's not your cup of tea then don't watch it you stupid cunts! also he has a girlfriend, that he's been going out with for about 3 years, so that comment about desperate groupies is retarded too. It feels good to know that he has better hair and a better life than everyone who has dissed him on this!