COURT DATE SET FOR MEL B'S MAINTENANCE HEARING

TWO BECOME TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS

Published on Tue 16 October 2007 by IanMcShane

COURT DATE SET FOR MEL B'S MAINTENANCE HEARING

Listen carefully. There, do you hear it? A hoarse pantomime-villain cackle? The sound of two dry old twigs intertwining? That's the sound of Melanie Brown giggling and rubbing her hands together in glee bouncing around the world off satellites and stray birds.

Because now a court date has been set for Mel to extract her pound of flesh from her former lover Eddie Murphy, and there's no doubt that she's looking towards it immensely.

The court will convene on November 14, the day before the Spice Girls perform at their warm-up show for Victoria's Secret, but Mel won't be able to fit in any extra rehearsals that day as she'll be circling the skies above the court and waiting to rip Murphy's wallet (or failing that, his liver) from his quivering body.

After finally proving Eddie Murphy is the father of baby Angel Iris (ostensibly by chasing him around LA and shouting "Eddeh! Eddeh" It's yur beh-beh!"), Mel is set for a super pay day, ensuring she's kept in fish paste and leopardskin for life. Eddie meanwhile will be in contact with Dreamworks and begging for the Shrek franchise to continue long enough to pay off his debts.

'Shrek 55' should just about do it.

Mel B, Eddie Murphy, Victoria's Secret, Shrek, Spice Girls, Dreamworks, Celebrity Gossip

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		josiewales on Tue 16 October 2007 said... EDDEAHHH, EDDEAHHH, ITS YEEER BAAABEHHH EDDEAHHH................................................that was mine from fucking months ago that was
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 16 October 2007 said... and still amuses on repetition DM!
		spinderola on Tue 16 October 2007 said... Sorry to be crude but isnt Angel usually a prostitutes name? Other ho names include Crystal, Trixie, Sugar and Pissflaps.
		MikeL on Wed 17 October 2007 said... Oooooo, crab paste!!!!