OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!

Remember little Corey Haim from 'The Lost Boys'? He was the fresh-faced little urchin, who has now turned into a fat old duffer (and probably bald, if that greasy baseball cap were to be whipped off his head).

Starring in that movie probably served him well as it gave him an introduction into ravenous, blood-sucking creatures of the night, perfect preparation for dating Victoria Beckham, which he did some years later. Victoria's kissing technique is revealed, and apologies for those with sensitive stomachs, but it does involve some nibbling…

Oddly, the pair seem to have rather different memories of how the relationship ended. Now who to believe? I know Corey's an actor (albeit a totally shit and unsuccessful one now) but he does seem genuinely upset at Victoria's allegations in her autobiography over the split. You decide.

I don't know why he looks so miserable. He escaped, after all, making him potentially the luckiest man in the world.