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If you haven't set your internet to record 'The Two Coreys' already then here's your wake-up call. It features Corey Corbett and Corey Barker in a series of comic sketches, often offering cross-dressing, a sketch about 'four candles' and a big musical skit at the end. No sorry, that's 'The Two Ronnies'. This show is rather more distressing (though better rehearsed).

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are two former teen stars who share little more than a forename and the fact that their careers are utterly fucked, hence their need to team up and be controversial about their lives. Haim (and Feldman) appeared in 'The Lost Boys' and later snogged Victoria Beckham before retiring to lick his wounds. Feldman was in 'The Goonies' and 'Stand By Me' before retiring to lick his own eyebrows (by the looks of it) for much of the nineties.

Now the two are reunited, ready to shock the world with their revelations about their lives since fame caressed their downy cheeks. See their fake anger as they argue (having clearly over-rehearsed the scene). Feldman even goes as far as to say he was abused by somebody close to him, so it's a good job he had close friends like Michael Jackson to look after him through those difficult teenage years.

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