CONFUSION OVER ACTING LEGEND'S HOSPITAL STAY

JES-SICK-A SIMPSON

Published on Tue 01 April 2008 by basko

CONFUSION OVER ACTING LEGEND'S HOSPITAL STAY

Reports reach us that 'straight to DVD' actress and sporting jinx Jessica Simpson has been in hospital recently with an ailment that's something to do with her kidneys. Now we wish her well but can't help but wonder if her treatment involves any of the following...

Having some form of tummy tuck to help her kidneys
Silicone 'kidney' implants
Or perhaps lessons from a counsellor in how to stop abusing her kidneys

The poor girl hasn't even had any visitors either as sister Ashlee is busy promoting stuff and boyfriend Tony Romo is off winning a few American football games in Texas.

(Does she ask, Romo? Romo? Where for art thou, Romo? Probably not...)

Here are some pics of her at an awards ceremony last year in case you've forgotten what she looks like. What the hell is up with her lips?

Jessica simpson, HOSPITAL, kidneys, tony romo, ashlee simpson

pass it on print article

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 01 April 2008 said... JESSICA SIMPSON IS A MAN.
		Filthybird on Tue 01 April 2008 said... With its shoulders and manly jaw line "Jessica" Simpson must be some form of hermaphrodite
		MerylHighground on Tue 01 April 2008 said... She's obviously undergoing the final surgical steps to convert her mouth into something that'll hold tea-towels. In other words, a cat's arse.
		BustySinclair on Tue 01 April 2008 said... I don't understand why it's so popular to say that she looks manly. She has a womanly figure and real tits. Sure, she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and I am certainly no fan of her work but it all seems a bit like criticising her just for the sake of it.
		TheDon on Tue 01 April 2008 said... Leave her alone. She is fit. Sometimes.
		DOGPAS on Tue 01 April 2008 said... she's very cute
		thundachick on Tue 01 April 2008 said... she looks like a deer caught in the headlights in those photos...
		thingymabob on Tue 01 April 2008 said... ...yep...but only if it was chucking(up)out time down at the local pulling ground! the things i do for the team
		DickyM on Wed 02 April 2008 said... sometimes its allowed sometimes it isnt......