MR FARTSY

It seems like one of the crew members on Colin Firth's new film couldn't stop their bodies from protesting about what a heap of shit the film is, as they let rip the biggest fart known to man during a sex scene.

The incident happened while cast and crew were silent while Colin Firth and co-star Helen Hunt were getting down to business in a sex scene for new film 'Then She Found Me'.

Colin revealed: "Helen’s character plays my children’s schoolteacher and one of the emotional hearts of the film is when she comes to sleep on the floor of the room where I am with the kids.

"It’s very, very quiet and we can’t speak too loudly because the kids shouldn’t see their schoolteacher together with their dad, for heaven’s sake," he explained.

"There was a camera at floor level because that’s where we were - then somebody down there broke wind incredibly loudly.

"It was not silent, it was deadly. Then there was this silence, this paralysis in the room.

"Helen, who was in my arms, asked: ‘What just happened?’

"Some very noble soul put his hand up and admitted that they did it."

We think we'd have done the same (the fart, not the admitting it) if we were forced to watch Colin Firth reeling out his bog-standard bumbling fucking Englishman routine AGAIN.