Coleen & The Wannabe Wags Hit The Nags

Oh Lordy! I don't fancy yours much, it's... Coleen McLoughlin and her friends heading off to Aintree's pre-Grand National Ladies' Day.  And, before you can say hog in a frock, no doubt hundreds of pounds worth of footballers' wages will be pissed up the wall, spent on champagne and backing the horse with the pretty name.

Still, it's always good to see that no matter how much you spend on designer clothes and hairdressers, a face like a smacked arse remains a face like a smacked arse.