COLDPLAY BEAT SNOOZEPATROL TO BE THE MOST YAWN INDUCING BAND

OFFICIAL: COLDPLAY SEND YOU TO SLEEP

Published on Mon 07 April 2008 by basko

COLDPLAY BEAT SNOOZEPATROL TO BE THE MOST YAWN INDUCING BAND

Having missed out on the publicity coup of having Lenny Henry promote them, Travelodge have hit back with a survey of people's sleeping habits. When they polled the depressed salesmen and adulterers who probably stay with them, they discovered that the music of Coldplay is the most likely to send you to sleep.

The band beat off (well, if they could get that channel in their rooms) stiff competition from Snoozepatrol, Snorah Jones, Take Nap and James, erm, Blunt to finish on top, no doubt celebrating the win with a nice micro-biotic rusk.

We've run out of sleep-related puns for this story so might have to have a little lie down whilst listening to Coldplay's album X Y ZZZZZZZZZZ.

COLDPLAY, SNOwPATROL, sleep, music habits, travelodge

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		dandyboy on Mon 07 April 2008 said... Surely adultery is committed because of dullness in your existing relationship. Why would anyone commit adultery with someone who listens to fucking Coldplay?!
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 07 April 2008 said... That 'story' or whatever the fuck it's called has to be one of the most piss poor attempts at humour I have come across in a long time, and I have worked in insurance.
		PaulieMafia on Mon 07 April 2008 said... "PR company in lazy YouGov poll story shocker!!!" Purlease. Is flogging cheap motorway service hotel rooms so hard that you need to resort to a low cost survey in a vein attempt to secure a name check in a national newspaper?? Oh. £1 says the cretins responsible print this page off and put it in the client's cuttings folder along with a couple of two sentence 'nibs' from bottom rung tabloids.
		BustySinclair on Tue 08 April 2008 said... What - Coldplay is dull? Well I never!