CINDY CRAWFORD REGRETS HER DULL PAST

MODEL BEHAVIOUR

Published on Fri 09 May 2008 by IanMcShane

CINDY CRAWFORD REGRETS HER DULL PAST

Cindy Crawford sounds like a right laugh. The ex-model has been whining about how sensible she was in the past, concentrating on her career rather than having fun. So, now she's retired, and she's using the spare time and mountains of cash to sit moaning about her life instead of disgracing herself in public as she should. Probably topless.

"I regret that I wasn’t wilder. I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible,” she said, daringly casting another row onto her knitting needles and wondering whether to keep the central heating on to dry the washing quicker.

She may have been a dull, lifeless geek in the past, but she's a real hell-raiser now.

"I can be wild now. I’ll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked.”

Wow. Dancing ON the table. She's crazy. And for an encore she clears the table but doesn't load the dishwasher until the next morning!

CINDY CRAWFORD, SUPERMODEL, TOPLESS, CELEBRITY NEWS

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COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Say it aint so Cindy! You had a) class and b) breasts, putting you light years ahead of any of the other 'super'models
		teh blonde on Fri 09 May 2008 said... she looks like janice dickinson now.
		gaylord on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I was going to say the same thing teh blonde!
		MerylHighground on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Even if she is having a right rave-on time now, you'd have a problem knowing it from her facial expression. She's taken on that laminated look, with a forehead tighter than a gnat's chuff. Shame that such a natural beauty has bowed to pressure to pump up her face with botulism toxin. Almost as scary looking as Sharon Stone.
		thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... thats the peril ofliving in la-la land MHG..no one takes you seriously unless you have a face pumped full of rats piss..