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Christina Aguilera is obviously still infused with the sheer happiness that the birth of a child brings, having spent the weekend raging at her staff that her recent magazine spread hasn't sold as well as she anticipated.

She appeared in People magazine, pictured holding newborn Max Liron and explaining how happy she was that her infant child was already earning money for her and her vicarious career. For whoring her infant out in such a manner Christina was reportedly paid a whopping $1.5m. Well, you'd be happy with that, wouldn't you?

Well, not Christina who reacted to news that sales of the magazine were sluggish by going on a huge childish strop. For fuck's sake, she's not being paid by the issue, so what's her problem? Oh, she has a massive ego and can't bear to think that she isn't the centre of the universe, that's her problem.

So, because the magazine didn't sell as well as she expected Christina sacked her manager, a personal assistant and her PR firm, BWR. Fair enough. The minute that baby Max stops being a nice little earner no doubt he'll be getting dropped off back at the hospital with a note explaining how disappointed his mother is with his attitude. And when the stroppy singer finds out that Jennifer Lopez is getting around $6m for the exclusive pictures of her twins, expect Christina to be so furious that she occupies a low-earth orbit in her stroppiness