BACK TO BASS-ICS

A while back we told you about Christina Aguilera's penis party that she threw for her baby son after he was circumcised - thanks, Mum - but now, adding to the child's future embarrassment is her assertion that she loves her post-pregnancy knockers and whoops them out every Sunday. Thanks again, Mum.

So Ms Aguilera buys into the whole 'I am a woman, and a mother and I want my children to respect my sexual needs' channel of thought thing which is great and all - but what about the poor child who has to grow up knowing about his parents' rampent romping?

And his mum gassing on about how much she loves her teats?

“I was just amazed by the whole process of being pregnant. It’s unbelievable to see yourself grow like that. So my stomach was huge back then, and now my chest is huge!” said Christina.

“To see the product of your love together is just incredible - my husband and I just can’t stop staring at him.

"When it comes to things like our cosy naked Sundays I think it's important for Jordan and I not to lose ourselves. Of course, having a child requires a lot of time and attention, but we think it's really important to still have mummy and daddy time."

Whatever happened to parents' telling their sprogs about the stalk and holding off that dreadful moment when the child realises that Daddy put his schlong in Mummy's tumpsy?