CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOVES LIPGLOSS MORE THAN HER BABY

EX-TINA?

Published on Thu 10 July 2008 by priski

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOVES LIPGLOSS MORE THAN HER BABY

We've not heard much about X-Tina's baby recently, but we're sure he's fine; saying his first words 'Mama!' to the live-in nanny. But a phantom baby is not her only worry, rumours are swirling that her marriage to Jordan 'monkeyboy' Bratman has hit the skids.

Christina has taken to her recent troubles by being photographed falling out of nightclubs completely aresholed.

In keeping with this spirit (sorry), news reaches us that a well oiled Tina spent time at The Ivy in LA re-glossing her lips more than 30 times.

That's right, 30 times.

And you thought Britney was the ga-ga one right?

A 'source' said:

"She would take a bit of calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of break and reapply again."

Next stop Britneyville!

CHRISTINA AGUILERA, JORDAN BRATMAN, THE IVY, BRITNEY SPEARS

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COMMENTS

		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Mad as a sack of Jack Russels I tells ya...
		scarlettheharlot on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Right false strip of lashes is making a bid for freedom...just being anally observant.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 10 July 2008 said... oooohh you said anal.....
		FredTitmuss on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Why are her eyebows grey ?
		rachael on Fri 11 July 2008 said... jee how much make up can one apply before looking like over made up drag queen. i like her music but for some reason she has resorted to becoming quite weard lately. but fuck no one could be as CRAZY as Britany bitch spears.
		ComradeDuch on Fri 11 July 2008 said... Ooh can i have some calamari too please
		CHUFFER on Fri 11 July 2008 said... It must take her HOURS to get that crap off her face, she seems to be taking the term dirrrrrrty literally, the scabby mare
		yosemitesam on Fri 11 July 2008 said... How many whales died to paint her lips that colour?
		Marshfield on Sun 13 July 2008 said... She was never as pretty as Britney, and as she's fallen way behind in the attractiveness stakes, so has 'Dirty' skanky messy Christina.