CHRISTINA AGUILERA KEEPS THE NEIGHBOURS UP WITH SEX NOISES

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Published on Fri 28 March 2008 by IanMcShane

CHRISTINA AGUILERA KEEPS THE NEIGHBOURS UP WITH SEX NOISES

Despite only giving birth to baby Max in January it looks as though Christina Aguilera has jumped straight back on the horse (or her husband) and cranked up her dirty mojo to eleven. Star Magazine are reporting that the singer and her husband Dinna Dinna Dinna Dinna Bratman are keeping the neighbours awake by splashing about in their pool and making raucous sex noises.

Christina previously told chat show host Ellen DeGeneres that she indulged in 'Naked Sundays' at her house where she walks around in the buff all day, which made Ellen's eyes cloud over and consider asking to visit, though she could only manage weekends. And Saturdays were right out.

Now Christina has recovered that fearsome libido which is great news for hubby, but not so great news for those living in earshot, as a source details.

"They don't just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We're happy that they're happy, but we wish they'd keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don't like noise after the dinner hour."

Now obviously it's wonderful that Christina has rekindled the passion in such a manner, but you do have to feel sorry for the neighbours. Christina bought the $11.5m property in 2005. And the previous owners? Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack Osbourne. Imagine the relief on the neighbours' faces when that fleet of removal trucks drove away? And then this happens.

Ellen DeGeneres, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, SEX NOISE, JASON BRATMAN, STAR MAGAZINE, THE OSBOURNES

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COMMENTS

		fuckwit on Fri 28 March 2008 said... wanks furiously
		blaxa on Fri 28 March 2008 said... Oh that poor kid.
		POOSTRIPE on Fri 28 March 2008 said... bollocks !!! if she is like any other new mum then the main thing on her mind is getting some sleep. .....unless she is a fucking lazy bitch who has some poorly paid slave to do it for her.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 28 March 2008 said... They should play some of her music back at her at eleven - that'd cool anyone's jets and send them back to the Horlicks
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Fri 28 March 2008 said... that is one strange lazy eye she's got.
		SukieBapswent on Fri 28 March 2008 said... why doesn't the neighbour just go round and ask them to keep it down a bit if its bothering them. Far be it for me to be cynical enough to suggest that perhaps Christina has a new perfume/clothing range or record out soon?
		vitriol on Fri 28 March 2008 said... That's no "lazy eye" HaveABreak.. It's her whole fucking Gnu face that is lazy!
		DOGPAS on Fri 28 March 2008 said... the neighbour is beating his meat down to the bone........
		rainbow_brite on Fri 28 March 2008 said... I imagine that kid will have to put up with a lot of "your mama" jokes at school.
		MrsMoon on Fri 28 March 2008 said... How much make up has she got on? Touching her face must be akin to Basil Fawlty looking for the duck in 'Gourmet Night'.
		Kitty on Fri 28 March 2008 said... Mr Aggie looks like he was near beaten to death with the ugly stick at birth. Whats with the two tone colouring in that pic? Ronseal neck and Data-From-Star-Trek white face.
		thundachick on Fri 28 March 2008 said... her neighbours used to live next door to the osbournes!..for fuck sake, they should be used to crazy shit by now.