who's got a fat fanny?

"Yesterday, I was in the audience for the pilot show of the all-new Big Brother's Big Mouth, hosted by Chris Moyles. There's a new feature this year called 'The Eyepiece', where viewers send in their shitty mobile phone videos so they can get their mugs on the telly.

Obviously, as this was the pilot, all the vids were provided by members of the production team, with silly false names. This was obvious to everyone except Chris Moyles, because following the final video (starring the woman in charge of looking after the audience, a very nice "larger lady" who'd been given the pseudonym 'Fanny'), Moyles said: "A few people were laughing at that one, I can't work out if it was because her name was 'Fanny', or just because she was a fat bird."

Cue deathly silence from the crew and the audience (who'd just spent an hour or so in the company of the poor girl), which left Chris scrabbling for the next link, as the woman in question quietly disappeared out of the studio...

Thought it might be of interest."