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CHRIS LANGHAM DENIES HE IS A PAEDOPHILE

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CHRIS LANGHAM DENIES HE IS A PAEDOPHILE

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Chris Langham has given his first interview (to Sky news) since he was released from prison after being found guilty of downloading child porn. Repentant? Ready to hold his hands up and admit he was a bad boy? None of it. He graciously admitted that he has done wrong but denied strongly that he was a paedophile, using the classic defence which has now become known as 'The Townshend'.


"There is an assumption that if you look at images like this, therefore you must have a sexual interest in children and it's an odd logic because..." Wait, let me interrupt him there. It's an odd logic, is it? Did the Pamela Anderson tape get downloaded millions of times because people wanted to research her pubic grooming or be shown how to steer a boat with an erect penis? So why is this an "odd logic" Chris?

"It's an odd logic because one of the reasons I wanted to write about it was that I passionately care about the welfare of children."

So do I, Chris, that's why I don't pay money to paedophile sites to download their monstrous images.

By the way, where's that Pete Townshend book we were promised?

'The Thick Of It' is still genius though, here's the beginning of the first episode (if you've got ten minutes to kill)...



COMMENTS
dandyboy on Thu 22 November 2007 said...
Hang about, I saw him on Channel 5 peddling the same line the other day. You'd think he would have realised it wasn't washing then!
SukieBapswent on Thu 22 November 2007 said...
so if you "passionately care about the welfare of children" (passionate being an unfortunate word or Freudian slip??) and genuinely wanted to research it to write about it why didn't you contact relevant organisations such as child protection groups and the police and explain what you needed for your research and what you wanted to achieve and what you could and couldn't look at???? Hmmm....I wonder
MrsMac on Thu 22 November 2007 said...
Sick fuck. There is just on excuse for this whatsoever. It makes my blood boil, the peado twat.
ComradeDuch on Thu 22 November 2007 said...
I passionately care about the welfare of a few Eastern European young women. Especially the ones who can fist themselves on youporn
Freefall on Thu 22 November 2007 said...
in their arses
Token Heterosexual on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Wishful thinking I know, but I hope Rory Bremner gets dragged in by association to this fucker, ie, they participated in the MURDER of satire. BASTARDS! And Mark Thomas is a fucking coward. SHOOT THE TRAITOROUS CUNT!
HoratioKnibbles on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
There was no porn found on any of Townshends hard drives. His credit card details turned up on a database that included people who had signed up for ordinary adult porn (many of whom were also the victims of identity fraud and roughly 50 of whom have committed suicide as a direct result of the incompetence of Operation Ore). It seems Townshend owned up to something he didn't even succeed in doing. Paedophilia is a compulsive illness. Those afflicted by it tend to have hundreds or thousands of images and download sessions from child porn sites.
NicW2 on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
are you having a laugh Horatio? i seem to remember the prosecution case was that he had a number of the most serious levels of kiddyporn videos saved, along with VERY descriptive names!
PerryNayum on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
In all fairness, we've all accidentally paid for and viewed illegal pornographic images of chidlren being abused haven't we? No, me neither.
Fucksocks! on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
In all fairness, he was just ki...
squealer on Fri 23 November 2007 said...
Cunts like this need their bollocks crushed, just before a public hanging.
FTOPar on Sat 24 November 2007 said...
In all fairness once yes, but to have a harddrive full of this disgusting nature ...mmmmmmmm let me think an error No. If they need a Hangman for these crimes I'm your man, a job that you enjoy.
Plodder on Sun 25 November 2007 said...
As a Detective who has worked on operation ORE i can tell you that you are fucking full of shit Horatio
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