Cheryl Cole set to be announced as Sharon Osbourne's replacement on X Factor

ANOTHER HOLY MOLY WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CHERYL COLE IS DEFINITELY THE NEXT X FACTOR JUDGE

Published on Tue 10 June 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

Cheryl Cole set to be announced as Sharon Osbourne's replacement on X Factor

It's a great day for exclusives - After holding talks with her all weekend, ITV are due to announce that Cheryl Cole IS replacing Sharon Osbourne's miserable face on The X Factor - which starts filming next week...
Bookies had Cheryl on a measly 6/1 yesterday, with Mel B being the runaway favourite - however sources tell us that ITV are ecstatic at her decision to join Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Danni Minogue on the award winning show.

Holy Moly thinks this a very good thing indeed.

Given the choice between Mel B and Cheryl Cole - there was only ever one choice, wasn't there? The X Factor needs a judge with their finger firmly on the pop pulse of Britain.

She's opinionated, glamorous and funny. It also helps that Girls Aloud are arguably one of Britain's best groups - with 18 Top 10 singles under their belts and who were themselves born out of a Simon Cowell show - 'Popstars: The Rivals'.

Should be interesting to see how she battles with Louis - who on paper is still supposed to be their manager (in reality probably can't even remember their names - well that Boyzone reunion takes a lot of planning. ish).

Expect an announcement before the end of the week...

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VIVA LA ~~TWEEDY~~ COLE!

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COMMENTS

		titmonkeyferrettwat on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Christ, she's unbelievably hot. Mel B on the other hand can go back to raising Eddie Murphy's unwanted child.
		Spong on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Whose cock did you have to suck Mr HM after that sycophantic mess? You know as well as I do that the singles chart is suitable only for those under the age of 14 (just look at the number 1 this week). As for glamourous, I've scraped more glamourous pickings off my rectum after a particularly vicious curry the night before. A bit of slap doesn't mean you can't see the underlying chav.
		HOLYMOLY! on Tue 10 June 2008 said... yours x
		RavishingRickRude on Tue 10 June 2008 said... That story does seem more like an X-factor PR release than your usual acerbic HM story. Did money change hands?
		HOLYMOLY! on Tue 10 June 2008 said... only between me and Paddy Power ;)
		bashstreetkids on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ohhhhhhh, no free speech now, eh? Why does HM love Cheryl so much? She is, after all, a glorified chav.
		dandyboy on Tue 10 June 2008 said... She'll be able to give lots of advice on keeping a cock jockey happy. Oh.
		Dollydagger on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Still. Fine work, anyway.
		Kermit on Tue 10 June 2008 said... It is however common knowledge that the X Factor is a gigantic turd only watched by a chunky majority of the population of this country, more commonly known as morons.
		chec2k on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Yuck, I wanted Lulu.
		yourmumspimp on Tue 10 June 2008 said... They should put both of them on there, there's nothing Cheryl likes more than having a pop at a black single mum toilet attendant, I'd fucking vote on that.
		fuckwit on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I'd lick every inch of her racist body
		ciderwithrosie on Wed 11 June 2008 said... exclusive - aye you and Radio 1
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 11 June 2008 said... HolyMoly actually replying to fucking comments? Jesus christ the world has gone mad
		HOLYMOLY! on Wed 11 June 2008 said... certainly has