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CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

JEDI CHURCH

CHARLOTTE CHURCH FUNDS STAR WARS CHURCH

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She might seem like a right little oik, but Charlotte Church is a proper good lady and all for giving two kids £5,000 to build a Star Wars church. A Star Wars church!

Apparently, the truly dreadful chat show hostess cast aside any worries that she might look like some low rent Scientology preacher and gave two brothers - Barney and Daniel Jones from Anglesey - the money to put towards a site for their Jedi sermons.

Ok, so Jedi sermons does sound a bit creepy, but c'mon, it's Star Wars!
“We noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, Jedi Church sites. We printed off a couple of sermons and did some in our house for a couple of friends one night," said Barney to the Daily Star.

"Now we can’t wait to make a UK church where like-minded people can worship. My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes – the dark brown ones.

“The congregation will be in black, to bring a sense of unity to the meetings. The services will include sermons on The Force, light saber training, and meditation techniques.”

"Barney and Daniel are eternally grateful to her for funding their dream. Char, they love you," added a source to the Star.

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NB: If you haven't seen it already here's a good Lego Star Wars sitcom.



COMMENTS
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 11 February 2008 said...
Anglesey was where the druids were wiped out while Boudica was burning Colchester, so no doubt there'll be another jedi purge in the not too distant future.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Mon 11 February 2008 said...
i would totally go to jedi church!
gargoyle on Mon 11 February 2008 said...
This is just typical. What about us Sith Lords?
CLINT FLICKER on Mon 11 February 2008 said...
Dopey Pointy head
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