CHANTELLE MOANS ABOUT HER MARRIAGE TO PRESTON

Will Chantelle ever stop going on about her failed marriage to Preston? Do we really care that he disliked her bright clothes or that he hogged the remote control so she could never watch a single episode of Corrie? Well Chantelle is continuing to moan about how controlling Preston was while they were together and this time it's all about a plate of frozen chips....

Chantelle has 'opened up her heart' to The Sun and retold how Preston told her off for eating beige food. Beige food! I think you'll agree she sets the scene quite well.

"One day I came home from work starving. I didn't care what I ate, so I got some frozen chips out of the freezer and some Quorn chicken nugget things."

Chantelle doesn't hold back on the description. We can now almost picture her dinner.

"Preston was saying, 'You know there's no green there, there's no green there... It's all beige!"

What a heartless bastard.

Well at least now she's finally met someone decent, as she's rumoured to be dating Jennifer Ellison's sloppy seconds - Tony Richardson, an ex-gangster who apparently bottled Jennifer in the head in a night club. That doesn't make Preston seem quite so bad after all.

COMMENTS

		Person on Wed 27 February 2008 said... The face of cultural vacuity. Look at it. Just look at it - and despair.
		poisondwarf on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Spot on, Person. Spot fucking on.
		cuntychops on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Utter cunt of a woman. Kind of fit in a way but the idea of waking up next to that vacuous fuckwit would fill me with dread every night I went to sleep.
		Jendy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She looks like one of those Mr Potato Head toys, where you put its face on and none of the components match
		dearlord on Wed 27 February 2008 said... maybe she's got what she clearly wants - a brain dead arsehole like herself?
		themong on Wed 27 February 2008 said... manjaw
		lubestar on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She just looks worse and worse in every picture I see, in fact I'm going to sue her for mental and pysical distress for making my eyes bleed.
		Kitty on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I think Person has said it all.
		Geushky on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Oh do fuck off you sad, vapid waste of cuntskin...
		chriswahballs on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Woman, go take your face for a shit!
		dandyboy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... I think someone may have mentioned this before, but there's definitely a touck of the Pete Burns about her...
		dandyboy on Wed 27 February 2008 said... *touch. Shit!
		Gordina on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Please god, let some tv producer devise a new torture for this otherwise redundant bint. She is asking to be fucked over, won't anyone oblige?
		rainbow_brite on Wed 27 February 2008 said... newsflash - unless you read heat magazine, no-one give a fucking toss!!!
		Lil on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She gives dirty drag queens a bad name.
		Frix133 on Wed 27 February 2008 said... She's singing isn't she? "I am beauty-fu-all, no mat-ter WHAT they say, and thyme won't bring-me-ee down .... no no-wah" You go sister, you're over him bitch.
		kwebb on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Janice from the Muppet Show. (Apologies to Janice).
		robbie22 on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Preston could control me any day, sexy hunk
		greenman on Thu 28 February 2008 said... Is that a pre-bukkake face she's pulling?
		dearlord on Thu 28 February 2008 said... greenman you were watching 'pulling', tell me it's true!!
		framey on Thu 28 February 2008 said... She sums up vacuous celebrification perfectly. If we could execute her as a symbolic gesture of how much we all despite the glorification of these nobodies then I'd be first on the trigger.

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CHANTELLE MOANS ABOUT HER MARRIAGE TO PRESTON