CHANELLE 'MAY BE OVER'

I WANT IT TO NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

Published on Mon 23 June 2008 by Mopsa

CHANELLE 'MAY BE OVER'

Chanelle Hayes, whose forehead will soon be taking over her enitre face (in fact, are her eyebrows even still there?), has had a rare moment of clarity and realised that her moment in the limelight may now be well and truly over. Which could have come 18 months earlier, we've heard her sing now.

Chanelle's single 'I Want It' went to number 63 in the charts despite her semi naked frolicking in the video. And now her new MTV show may be scrapped.

Chanelle said:

"My time could be up. We were going to do a show for MTV called 'Chanelle: Wannabe Actress' but that is now on hold, which is a shame."

Singing, acting, looking like Posh Spice. Is there no end to her talents?

Apparently there is.

Hooray!

CHANELLE HAYES, BIG BROTHER, REALITY TV, MTV, FUR TV, I WANT IT

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COMMENTS

		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Who is this Chanelle person?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I've said it before, I'll say it again; KILL IT, KILL IT NOW
		scarlettheharlot on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Christ, her song was being played in a clothes shop I wandered into.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 23 June 2008 said... 'Famous for 15 minutes'? Famous for fuck-all more like.
		MerylHighground on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Whoever she is, having a Kinder Egg as a major style influence appears to have been instrumental in her downfall
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Meryl, you beat me to it. Fuck me that's a better slapheed than Ross Kemp. Never mind love, you could hand out alopecia leaflets in Bluewater...
		RealityStar on Mon 23 June 2008 said... 18 months? You're being too kind. She was in last year's BB, which makes it just under a year.
		Horrace on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Nothing for it now, she'll have to get her tits out for real.
		MerkinMcFlange on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Chocadoobie!
		framey on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I would expect that being a posh spice impersonator means she should look like posh spice. She only seems to have the same amount of ears. Talentless waster is probably fucking loaded and laughing all the way to the bank.
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I hope she gets fucking terminal diarrhoea, the skanky plastic twatfuck
		schnide on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Maybe, but.. Selling your story to Heat: £7,000 Appearing 'teasingly' topless in Nuts: £8,000 Getting back your dignity: Priceless
		darkfung on Tue 24 June 2008 said... She could get a job in Asda I suppose - selling some of their delicious freshly baked bread - and at affordable prices !! Yummy.