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CHANELLE HAYES PERFORMS SINGLE AT SHOPPING CENTRE

'I WANT IT' TO STOP AND GO AWAY

CHANELLE HAYES PERFORMS SINGLE AT SHOPPING CENTRE

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Here's Chanelle Hayes, looking like a startled egg with a wig drapped on top, performing her single at the opening of a shopping centre in Dublin. But the reek of desperation could be smelt all over Ireland.

And Chanelle wore an orange corset and fishnet stockings, which may have been a bit too much for the opening of a shopping centre on a Thursday afternoon. It's a shopping centre, love, not 'Secrets' night club.

Nonetheless, Chanelle sang her debut single, 'I Want It', to a small, bemused crowd, mainly made up of elderly people. Probably.

To see the pictures, click below.


COMMENTS
RoyKeane on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
What a fucking munter
dearlord on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
fame hungry desperado. get back to wakefield and disappear for good.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
She has a fivehead. And I'm always suspicious of people who "sing" in a corset. Not that I doubt her talent of course...the orange cum depot
MissChampion on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Pure Cheddar.
kagee on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
I wondered what that stink was on the way to work this morning.
milkplus on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Looks like a 'model' from on an amatuer porn site
ciderwithrosie on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
forget that its a thursday afternoon in a shopping centre, its ireland for jaysus sake - cover up and do your rosary
Krooner on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
We don't want her back in Wakefield! leave her in Ireland!! When she comes back to Wakefield she behaves very much the stuck up cow, she even hires a limo to take up westgate! What a loser... I am for knowing this...
MrBeefy on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
What the fuck is going on with that forehead?
dandyboy on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
She takes it up the west gate? What's that a euphamism for?
ScarletVonFist on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Fucking Cunt slut looks like an oompa loompa!
MrsMoon on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
If they ever re-make 80's shit fest 'Mannequin', the producers know where to come.
sd12345 on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
ffs where'd the egghead think she was, lillies bordello
BarryTook on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
God I hate this cunt. Anyone who states that their ambition in life is to marry a footballer is almost beyond contempt. If I had 30 days to live her and that other cunt from big brother Charley Uchea would get killed on day 1. Let's never mention either of them ever again and maybe they'll shrivel and die from the lack of attention.
ChunkyMunky on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
There's a checkout job waiting for her at the Netto in Wakefield...if they'll have her back!
jezabel on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
That corset and those tights do not do her ANY favours..
thundachick on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
im trying to ignore the fame hungry troll..if i ignore her long enough she may just fuck off!
strangelad on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Who? Never heard of her, looks rough though.
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
She looks like a bit like that chick in the Terminator TV series - that blank, dead-eyed look that comes from either being an emotionless, heartless robot or an actress with a cracking arse playing an android.
DickyM on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Wrists crossed above the head - check. Look to the right - check. Arse out - check. Look media, I really am a popstar etc etc
JiggeryCock on Fri 18 April 2008 said...
Imagine being her agent! "Hello doll..... Listen, I gotta great gig for ya! Yer playing Dublin! Yeah, yeah, it's an exclusive gig....U2? Well, there'll probably be you,two backing singers and a couple of alzheimers with 'care-in-the community' haircuts who have got their early for the special offers on the ketchup. Yeah dollface, they'll lap you up....oh one last thing....you gotta dress like Jodie Marshes less-inhibited, colour-blind sister"
ChrisPeacock on Sat 19 April 2008 said...
fuckin Mekon cunt
Dames on Sun 20 April 2008 said...
She's fucking great. And anyone that gets up the noses of the pseudointellectual goth wankers on this site *must* be good... jesus, deep huh?
Dames on Sun 20 April 2008 said...
and btw... she's out promoting? How's that desperate? 'Desperate' is Lily Allen sitting on her monstrous gibbon arse targeting her desired audience (fatsos, windowlickers and media workers) by acting as a non-threatening 'just a mate' entity on myspace... while completely lacking the talent/ability/talent to do even a low-key tour. Not that anyone except the mentally disturbed would pay to see it of course...
blaxa on Sun 20 April 2008 said...
Spoonface.
Sable on Mon 21 April 2008 said...
Fuck me, the coneheads are back...
itsjustsomoving on Mon 21 April 2008 said...
she's awful, cold dead shark eyes
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