CHANELLE ABOUT TO RELEASE DEBUT SINGLE 'I WANT IT'

I WANT IT TO STOP

Published on Thu 03 April 2008 by Mopsa

CHANELLE ABOUT TO RELEASE DEBUT SINGLE 'I WANT IT'

Chanelle Hayes from Big Brother (the one who wanted to look like Posh Spice, so not Chantelle who wanted to look like Paris Hilton) is just about to release her debut single, 'I Want It'. And on a scale of one to ten (ten being so bad you're almost tempted to slit your wrists) it's probably just below Rebecca Loos's effort at number nine.

Chanelle must have got really bored going around pretending to be Victoria Beckham all day long. And there's only so many times you can appear semi-naked in Zoo/Nuts and the Daily Star/Sport.

So now she's finally decided to release a single, although we thought she'd have faded back into oblivion with Ziggy by now. This single should see her off though.

But we must admit, it's just a little bit catchy (cue abuse!)...

Here it is.

CHANELLE HAYES, VICTORIA BECKHAM, REBECCA LOOS, YOUTUBE, SINGLE, PARIS HILTON, CHANTELLE

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 03 April 2008 said... KILL IT AND BURN THE BODY
		MrsMoon on Thu 03 April 2008 said... A shop mannequin has more charisma and talent...she looks like a heavily made up lightbulb.
		Razorjaw on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Could possibly be used as a form of aural torture on terror suspects.
		DapperDan on Thu 03 April 2008 said... "But we must admit, it's just a little bit catchy"
		DapperDan on Thu 03 April 2008 said... "But we must admit, it's just a little bit catchy". AIDS is catchy fella, y'get me?
		BarryTook on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Please, please, please fuck off. She looks like a blow up doll. Especially the mouth.
		thingymabob on Thu 03 April 2008 said... as per my last post said....FUCK ON YOU DOLLY FACED TWAT!
		Kermit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... As awful as Wingfield in the days.... a gigantic turd
		FredDibnah on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Finally she'll get to be like her hero Well, she'll have the same glittering solo music career.
		DapperDan on Thu 03 April 2008 said... If I wanted catchy I would listen to nursery rhymes, ball sack
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Do not compare the innocent joy of Whigfield (aaah school discos) to this hateful, attention hungry, vile, vacuous fame-whore.
		vitriol on Thu 03 April 2008 said... That's a fantastic use of the Photoshop "pinch" filter. Hey, wait a minute - she was born looking like a Photoshop pinch filter slaps forehead.
		HolyFuck on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I'd love to see her sing this one live. Listen to the rendition of "Kum By Ah" she slaughtered on Big Bother, I mean Brother, last year (15 secs in of the clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLObNy4GhBA). I think she meant "come in my arse". What a cunt.
		blackndekker on Thu 03 April 2008 said... stick a santa hat on it and it could be mistaken for Mr Hanky the christmas poo
		thundachick on Thu 03 April 2008 said... she makes her "idol" sound good..please make it stop..FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF YOU CHEAP TALENTLESS WHORE!
		Scylla on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Chick should quit with the botox so she could get a bit of something registering on her forehead. At the moment its just a huge expanse of nothingness. Think she'd mind if people used it for a dart board?
		Kitty on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Catchy my arse, its shit, and If someone says "still would though", I'll run amok with a big fuck off carving knife.
		Kermit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Yes Tiiammii- she's a big turd just like Whigfield was and I'll even throw the Cheeky Girls in there. Sheer excrement of music.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 03 April 2008 said... nah, Whigfield was cheesy Europop, totally acceptable, this is schemey, cash-in-on-mediocrity shite
		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I really wished I could have knocked one out to Whigfield... But somehow it never seemed to work.... sigh...
		RoyKeane on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Fop haired minge
		dearlord on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Oo, lots of comments. could it be because she's universally loathed??
		CLINT FLICKER on Thu 03 April 2008 said... what a CUNT!
		goldentwattage on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Shite she might be. A talentless slut for sure but by the looks of it she's already got a Madame Tussauds model of herself. Fame's easily earned these days.
		stun on Thu 03 April 2008 said... She'd look good with my womb batter hanging off her snoring horn.
		ciderwithrosie on Fri 04 April 2008 said... does she still want to be a posh impersonator, surely that defeats the purpose now she has her own kind of fame