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'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

FAECES NIGHTCLUB

'CELEBS' AT FACES NIGHTCLUB PICTURE GALLERY

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It's that time again, the morning after Faces nightclub... Celebrities from Joanne Beckham to Pharrell Williams (what the multi-millionaire producer was doing there with the motley collection of no-marks is anyone's guess) were out in force. Other famous faeces, we mean faces, included the frightening Mutya Buena, Danielle Lloyd and Charley from Big Brother. Oh the glamour... Pics after the jump.


COMMENTS
Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Do any half-attractive or half-talented people ever go to this place. Well it is in Essex, therefore the answer is a resounding NO.
LuciferSam on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
You are never too rich to be a giant whore looking for an easy screw, hence Pharrell being there.
ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
HM Monkey, why the fuck do you pay for pictures of these no-marks? They are vacuous, meaningless scum (aside from Pharrell) and the sooner they are making units in a factory the better.
billydog on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
What simply marvellous legs that bouncer has
blaxa on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Pharrell is at least half-talented.
gaylord on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Who is the fat orange slag?
ConradFeinsteigal on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
squealer on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
What a fucking ropey selection of z-list women. Just shows how shit faces is when they let these skanky plebs in.
yosemitesam on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
The fat orange one is beckhams sister
Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Yeah I was probably a bit harsh on Pharrell. Billionaire Boys Club member looking for some Bright-orange Bimbo Cuntage. I'd probably do Beckham's sister just for the novelty value (I think most men would, despite her being fat and orange), and Danielle Lloyd as well.
jezabel on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
that is david beckham's sister?! lord, one of her buttons has popped.
Bunter on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Who knew Mutya was that ugly? I'm actually quite shocked by her ugliness. And no wonder Posh is so thin. I bet there's no food in the cupboards when that thing's on the loose round the Beckham's.
framey on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
Celebrities? Where?
BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said...
If they napalmed this fucking shithole with all these nobody cunts in, the IQ and credibility of Great Britain would leap by a good 40%. Fucking hell, what a wretched fucked-up country this is...
itsjustsomoving on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I will never understand someone thinking that a neck tattoo is a good idea. Even the one I passed the other week on a pram pushing tracksuit wearing stereotype saying 'Stuart' in massive italics amused me slightly, but now it just makes me feel sad
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