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Today's birthdays...

Reneé Zellweger, 37: Hamster faced, piggy eyed Texan whose two talents are putting on weight and playing prim Brits.

Andy Bell, 43: Flamboyant Erasure singer beloved by labourers in the Midlands, former meat packer (insert your own joke here).

Hank Azaria, 42: Voice of more Simpsons characters that you can shake a stick at, including Moe Szyslak who was based on...

Al Pacino, 66: Short, pretentious Method actor, whose role in 'Scarface' continues to inspire countless idiotic men who would shit themselves if they ever even saw a chainsaw.


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