Today's birthdays...
Reneé Zellweger, 37: Hamster faced, piggy eyed Texan whose two talents are putting on weight and playing prim Brits.
Andy Bell, 43: Flamboyant Erasure singer beloved by labourers in the Midlands, former meat packer (insert your own joke here).
Hank Azaria, 42: Voice of more Simpsons characters that you can shake a stick at, including Moe
Szyslak who was based on...
Al Pacino, 66: Short, pretentious Method actor, whose role in 'Scarface' continues to inspire countless idiotic men who would shit themselves if they ever even saw a chainsaw.