Jade Fades Away

Pity poor Jade Goody.  She’s been grunting in despair at having her snout slapped away from the money trough and appears to be down to the last £2 million of her savings, following her Celebrity Big Brother shoutfest. The poor thick twat.

Looking ignorant outside her Essex home yesterday, she confessed: “I’ve got nothing coming in.” (Though she could have been talking about her thought processes.) And she has had to abandon plans to buy a converted barn; though why the fuck she needs a converted one is a mystery.  She’d be right at home with a bit of straw and a bucket of apples beside her.

With no TV work lined up, it seems possible that the vile, bovine ignoramus might at last be fading from view.

Jade, it’s time to follow the advice of your own unsold perfume, and…’Shh!’