Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

HOORAH!

Published on Fri 24 August 2007 by Fatty

Celebrity Big Brother 2008 has been cancelled

Question: What will all those bad tabloid slags, part-time racists, disgraced MPs and twattish gimps in crap bands be doing next January?

Answer: FUCK ALL! CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

Start looking in the Job Centre now, suckers, you will not be polluting our screens next year.

Hoo-chuffing-rah!

Celebrity Big Brother, racists, Jo O Meara, Jade Goody, George Galloway, Channel 4, Holy Moly, Preston, Chantelle, etc

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		Dubbadubbadubba on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Drat. As a nano-celebrity with a vile racist outlook on life, I was looking forward to exposing my utter stupidity on national television, facing minor chastisement for a few weeks and then seeing it all inexplicably forgotten about once I'd got my tits out in the Daily Star a few times. Now I'll have to become a premiership footballer like all the others.
		Razorjaw on Fri 24 August 2007 said... The only sad part about the cancellation of this show, is that we won't get to see emotionally battered celebrities ball their eyes out on national TV afterwards. "I-I- - I still can't make the p-p--payments on my m-mortage..." snivels
		rainbow_brite on Fri 24 August 2007 said... i'm pretty sure some evil exec producer will find some way to get some pointless z-list "celebrities" on the telly next year... oh the humanity!
		themong on Fri 24 August 2007 said... HM you twat. you put the punchline right at the top then revealed it. T'would have been better to not have the headline.
		dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Join us as we follow z-listers and non-entities around searching for something to do with their lives in January in "I'm A Z-Lister, Please Shoot Me"
		lightupvirginmary on Fri 24 August 2007 said... It's all Jade's fault. :-(
		RoyKeane on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Best news all day. Now for Napalm in the normal BB house
		dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Would have been great when the house was full, but better late than never!
		Marshfield on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Predictable to be honest, with the move away from Elstree, do Endemol really want to pay to keep the site open for another six months just so they can have another z-list borefest in six months time. People are also becoming very bored with the concept (see this year's viewing figures), so giving it a proper rest before a brand new start, brand new site, and brand new presenter next year is probably a sensible idea.
		dandyboy on Sat 25 August 2007 said... A brand new format would be in line too. Like having a bunch of corporate cock-sucking wannabes play their shallow little hearts out for the cameras all summer long only to find out it hasn't been screened on TV and no one knows or cares who the fuck they are....
		josiewales on Sat 25 August 2007 said... Looks like a drunken, pissed himself mime has stolen a blow up doll
		kaz on Sat 25 August 2007 said... thats the best fucking news ever!! Now with any luck they'll cancel the ordniary one as well and thse dumb mindless fucks they parade infront of our tv screens will be no more........
		ryan2801 on Sun 26 August 2007 said... Why is HM so against racism? You whiny, liberal, middle class, student, acne faced cunts. I've been a racist now for 2 years, and it's great!
		lotusnz on Mon 27 August 2007 said... ryan2801 god bless you and only you because you are white. yip holy moly is a fucking liberal guardian reader, i tell you this is not the real mr holy moly, he sold out and we now have some art student trying to be funny
		Deathmonkey on Mon 27 August 2007 said... What will channel 4 do with all the money they save on chemical lobotomies now? try using it to make something worth watching you bunch of useless cunts