CAT DEELEY IS DESPERATE FOR A MAN
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Published on Wed 09 January 2008 by IanMcShane
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CAT DEELEY IS DESPERATE FOR A MAN |
To be fair, she doesn't seem fussy. During an interview she gave to New! she was probably eying up the reporter and rubbing herself along his leg after she was asked if she had found an American lover.
"No. But there are plenty to choose from, which is good," she panted, suddenly serious, running to the window and shouting, "You! Over here!" at random passing strangers, exposing those strange raspberry nipples to astonished onlookers.
"It's a much bigger country than the UK, so slowly and surely I will work my way through them all," she continued, issuing a glassy-eyed challenge to Lindsay Lohan, who has a fair head start. But would that Brummie accent help her in her quest to snare some American beefcake with wide biceps and deep pockets?
"I hope so. Put in a good word for me, I'm single - and desperate." Put it away, love, your musk is making the windows cloud up...
"No. But there are plenty to choose from, which is good," she panted, suddenly serious, running to the window and shouting, "You! Over here!" at random passing strangers, exposing those strange raspberry nipples to astonished onlookers.
"It's a much bigger country than the UK, so slowly and surely I will work my way through them all," she continued, issuing a glassy-eyed challenge to Lindsay Lohan, who has a fair head start. But would that Brummie accent help her in her quest to snare some American beefcake with wide biceps and deep pockets?
"I hope so. Put in a good word for me, I'm single - and desperate." Put it away, love, your musk is making the windows cloud up...
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