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Calum Best spotted in the south of France with Stevie G's wife

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Calum Best spotted in the south of France with Stevie G's wife

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Calum Best, owner of the most ravenous penis in the world, has been spotted in the south of France with Alex 'Hiya!' Curran, wife of Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard.

Of course, there's no way a moral vacuum like Best would move in on another man's wife, they must have been there for a television programme or something. Why else would Alex miss her husband's first game of the season?

It wasn't all bad news for Gerrard though. On Saturday he managed to pop in a beautiful shot from just outside the box, slamming it into the back of the net before running off in delight.

Worryingly though, Best may have done exactly the same.

Would you be happy if your attractive new wife was spotted in foreign climes with someone of Best's low reputation?

COMMENTS
JoMama on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
I would likely indulge myself in a spot of face-smashing for both of those wank stains. But on the other hand at least while she's over there having her back doors renovated Mr G doesn't have to put up with the stupid orange cunt and her inane whittering.
BanjoString on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Cunt (him) Would (her)
Skoptsie on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Best would only be stirring the porridge of a good few scouse coke dealers and Newz bar bouncers. Allegedly.
JiggeryCock on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Christ's Fat Cock! I spend half my waking life risking derision from my contemporaries, thinking up witty epithets, bon mots and Latin tags for this ungrateful little website, only to have them deleted. It's either that or put in an order that only post-Parkinsons Mohammed Ali would think sensible.
Marshfield on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Perhaps there is a link between Stevie's brilliant form, and the lack of the missus in his life during it? Why would Alex risk it all just to fuck George Best's fucking piss poor excuse for a son? You've got England's greatest modern day footballer by the balls (* well greatest except for the one that looks like a monkey and would rather shag Grandma Curran), he's earning £5m+ a year, and swap it all for a life of shite with Callum Worst, before he dumps you for the next bitch stupid enough to fall for his "Do you know who my da was?" line.
RoyKeane on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Great footballer but a scouse cunt. Poor old Mrs G, having to shag Lohans old cast off Best. They all have nasty weeping boils over thier dangly bits now. Stevie can now say he is shagging Lohan, sort of
HalfdeadFred on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
classy - very classy
bystander on Mon 13 August 2007 said...
Calum Best, who is he?
JohnnyFandango on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Alex Curran is a fucking honker of the highest order. Totally rancid.
itsjustsomoving on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
I fucking hate that girl. She's disgusting.
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