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CALUM BEST GOES OUT WITH BLACK EYE

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CALUM BEST GOES OUT WITH BLACK EYE

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Congratulations and here's a drink on us to whoever it was that gave Calum Best that big black eye. He was out last night with some celebrities at Funky Buddha (celebrities in this case equalling footballers, Chanelle and Chantelle). Chanelle and Chantelle out together? That must have been confusing...

That's right, Funky Buddha was the place to be last night (if you want to get off with a footballer and sell it the story to the Daily Star or get in a cat fight with Chanelle and Chantelle and sell it to the Daily Star).

We're not sure how Calum got that eye or who gave it to him, but he certainly looked rather embarrassed by it. Even though he should have been more embarrassed by his ridiculous flat cap. Which is reason enough for him to get punched in the face in the first place.

And with that yellow bit around his eye (and his long head) he's starting to look a little bit like Bert from 'Sesame Street'.

You can find all the ingredients for a delicious cunt soup below...

COMMENTS
RealityStar on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Shabnam? Wtf? Get back under your bridge, troll.
MissChampion on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
I have never wanted to kill more than after looking at these photos.
Zigmund on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
That's not Calum Best. It's Michael Stipe with new Eye Make-up.
Kiltman67 on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Who's the stroke victim in red?
DickyM on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Whos the fat fuck top right ?
thundachick on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
hmmm..who gave premier league wanker best a black eye?..the list is endless..and all female...
ComradeDuch on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
I recognise Ballack and Lampard. Who are the others?
MediaWhore on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Who the hell are half of those people??? What a bunch of absolute tossers!
blaxa on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Yeah, precisely, I recognise the three named, and Lampard thanks to CD, but the others are strangers to my eyes.
Kitty on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Why does nobody ever comment on the fact that Best has a massive double chin? Cunt soup indeed.
POOSTRIPE on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
....he will go out with anyone. Tosser.
mae on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Bunch O' stinky bum juice peasants.
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
I thought he was going out with a female rapper named Blackeye then - I must stop reading the headlines literally...
orange on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
Lampard is looking very Vegas-Gigolo. That belt buckle could only be improved by the addition of spangled chaps.
BustySinclair on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
I don't know who blacked his eye, but I'd like to buy them a pint
teddypendennis on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
Fucking waste of fucking oxygen. Shabby cunts.
Bunglist on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
top right is the fat matt damon
Sable on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
Masque of The Red Death.
Kermit on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
Can someone else punched him on the right eye now please? I detest this STD ridden double chinned Z lister and all his tarty schlaaaaaaags!! Funky Buddha really is a shithole full of Z list chavs, isn't it just...?!
batna on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
if you cover the right side of his gob, he looks very much like Jodie Marsh. maybe she's not using fake tan but just gets bruised all over to achieve this shade of orange?
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