Bruce Willis denies he is dating Barrymore

Who-yoo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

Published on Thu 14 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Bruce Willis denies he is dating Barrymore

Bruce Willis has categorically denied that he is dating another major star in the entertainment world. Although he was pictured by paparazzi embracing said star at a recent Hollywood party, he is keen to emphasise that the pair are just friends and that romance is certainly not on the cards.

"We're old friends and we hadn't met for a long time," said the star of 'The Last Boy Scout'. "We shared a kiss, but there were other things going on in the room that night that were far racier than the kiss we shared!"

He continued: "If it's against the law for me to kiss a friend then lock me up in the gulag! I'm a single guy and I'm having a hard enough time in the world without someone giving me shit for a kiss."

Michael Barrymore was unavailable for comment. Or for a shit. Or for a kiss.

Neither was Drew.

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COMMENTS

		EHenryThripshaw on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Please tell me that ugly bald vest-wearing cunt isn't dipping his wick into Drew Barrymore?!? That's ruined yet another fantasy schoolboy fantasy of mine (I've only just got over Vanessa Paradis running off with Depp instead of waiting for me). Well at least I've had a thing for Drew since she blossomed in her teens.
		PISSTRAMP on Thu 14 June 2007 said... bollocks. i was gagging to throw the michael barrymore joke in and then scrolled down to realise i'd been pipped to the post. fair play mcschane.
		on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I fucking love Drew Barrymore. You've got to respect someone who's been a cokehead and then through rehab before most of us have got pubes. And she's a dead cert for "the road less travelled". That's how we roll muthafuckas!!!!
		EHenryThripshaw on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Tell me he doesn't look like a nonse on day release in that photo.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Oh but it's good to be alive! Another day of aggressive misanthropy awaits and HM have only gone and served me up a McHappy meal sized portion of my favourite bait. There's no chance of a double with something sordid about that other Atlantically-challenged, baldy cockwit Michael Stipe is there? No? Okay, well just to say Bruce, it's not your charisma, looks or acting ability. Take away your millions and the nearest you'd be to getting laid would be wanking into a sock. Toodle pip!
		TheViolator on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Mmmm Drew Barrymore. She is definately on my list of would if you could, and not have too's. Crying shame really, but then top marks to Bruce. I'm sure we'd all be happy having Drew as a fuck buddy.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Amen, Violator!
		Zigmund on Thu 14 June 2007 said... If i was doing Drew Barrymore, I'd be telling everyone i saw. Bruce would do the same.
		strangelad on Thu 14 June 2007 said... He did Lohan up the Gary as well didn't he?
		DOGPAS on Thu 14 June 2007 said... DREW BARRYMORE, I AM AN OLDIE, BALDY UGLY BLOKE TOO......, MAYBE I CAN BANG A HOT CHICK YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY DAUGHTER...., ACTUALLY OF COURSE I CAN'T...., I AM NOT MULTIMILLIONAIRE..., SILLY ME FOR FORGETTING THAT VITAL FACT...
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... If hes going to be shoving barrymores shit in, he should stay well away from the cocaine and swimming pool