Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova have been at it for ages

Bruce bounces on and off Blunt's ex

Published on Fri 15 June 2007 by

Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova have been at it for ages

We stand corrected. So much for the rumours about Bruce Willis and Drew Barrymore getting it on following their kiss at a recent Hollywood party. No, dating women 20 years his junior is not the Willis way. He'd rather secretly be schtupping a woman 25 years his junior.

Having worked her way up from James Blunt (and it can surely only be up from James Blunt), Petra Nemcova is now playing hide the sausage with the Die Hard, Die Harder, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Do Please Stop Now, You're Embarrassing Yourself star. Ewwww.

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COMMENTS

		on Fri 15 June 2007 said... This bitch is magnificent. How the fuck did that posh, talentless vagina-sore Blunt manage to stick his penis in that?
		MingeFace on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Hats off to Willis I say. Proof than a bald man can still pull........ (thank fuck)
		DickMarsh on Fri 15 June 2007 said... yeah, id shovel the shit out of her anyday
		sirbuckle on Fri 15 June 2007 said... she some sort go on Brucie son what a star!
		Denver on Fri 15 June 2007 said... Her shit for toothpaste
		BatemansBusinessCard on Fri 15 June 2007 said... I hope he yells yippee ai kayee (or whatever the fook it is) when he jizzs in her velvet lounge
		on Fri 15 June 2007 said... She's so hot I'd fuck any of you to get to her. Twice.
		Zigmund on Fri 15 June 2007 said... She's really hot, but would you really want to stick it where James Blunt And Bruce Willis have? I would,but i'd feel dirty after. I'll just pleasure myself to the topless pics of her on WWTDD instead.
		grippersteb on Sat 16 June 2007 said... Birds like this 10 quid a pop in prague/ tallinn / rio / and a few other places probably...........Just a little angry that she is actually fucking gorgeous and wankstains like these two have done her........ Also Feel a little uncomfortable that sid owen shagged Mooss in her prime. Evans, hucknall, stringpenisfellow, getting laid...... I understand its their looks.......... but Owen No.
		grippersteb on Sat 16 June 2007 said... Petra spunkcova more like
		RayReardon on Sat 16 June 2007 said... exactly gripper. And in Sweden, Finland, Norway etc there are abundant possibilities to pull equally savage looking chicks, but that actually have fucking brains and don't just want to fuck you because they think they can siphon pennies out of your wallet. Bruce Willis = old sad cunt. Petra whatever = shit chick.
		on Sat 16 June 2007 said... logs onto lastminute.com...................... types "stockhom" and hits the search button................. gets passport and Flunitrazepam
		PISSTRAMP on Sun 17 June 2007 said... the stories of tallinn being a fantastical land packed to the rafters with hot, velvet-lipped poon are a myth. all i saw on my visit there were some 'orrible strippers who looked like any geordie weatherspoons raccoon, some pissed off russian pikeys and the end of a rusty screwdriver as i was mugged. BEWARE.
		JoMama on Mon 18 June 2007 said... The birds are shit hot in Riga. Unfortunately they are also about the most unfriendly people the world has ever seen. Rohypnol would be handy.