BROOKLYN BECKHAM NOT IMPRESSED WITH HIS MOTHER'S SINGING

HEY SCREECHER! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

Published on Thu 20 December 2007 by IanMcShane

BROOKLYN BECKHAM NOT IMPRESSED WITH HIS MOTHER'S SINGING

In theory, it was a great idea for the Spice Girls to bring their children onstage for a rousing rendition of 'Mama' at the O2 Arena on Tuesday night. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, Victoria could find that her first born realises what a dreadful cacophony is coming out of his mother's talentless gob and grab for his earplugs the minute she opens her mouth. It's an instinctive and very primeval survival reaction.

God knows how the poor little sod survived through her tuneless lullabies when he was trying to drift off in his cot.

Brooklyn Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Spice Girls, 02 Arena, youtube

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		squealer on Thu 20 December 2007 said... "a rousing rendition"- My arse, arousing mass migraine headaches and suicidal tendencies more like.
		themong on Thu 20 December 2007 said... do they hand out those earmuffs to the audience?
		RoyKeane on Thu 20 December 2007 said... From the mouth of babes... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
		Lil on Thu 20 December 2007 said... I think she could possibly rouse either the dead or an old man desperate for a hard on...
		DinkyDoo on Fri 21 December 2007 said... She looks like a replicant. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.