Although the Spears family clearly should never be allowed to reproduce, there is just no stopping that family from carelessly fornicating as now
Jamie-Lynn Spears, sister of
Britney is
pregnant aged 16.
Bosses at children's TV network Nickelodeon, where the teenager stars in the show 'Zoey 101' (perhaps now, with hindsight, not the wisest choice of role model for viewers aged between 9-14) have confirmed the news.
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being" before (probably) adding "but please don't come back to work on Monday."
The father is apparently student Casey Aldridge who, ironically, she met at church, although what they were both doing there is unclear. But the pair are no longer together as Jamie dumped him this summer (probably much to his relief considering the genes knocking around in the family).