BRITNEY'S 'BOYFRIEND' PLUMBS NEW DEPTHS OF SCUMMINESS

ADNAN THE RAT

Published on Thu 28 February 2008 by roryk

BRITNEY'S 'BOYFRIEND' PLUMBS NEW DEPTHS OF SCUMMINESS

Is she pregnant or has she just been stocking up at McBritney's Deep Fried Marsbar Shack again? Are the LAPD after Sam Lufti for drugging her or not? All these questions are open to debate, but one thing is not in doubt: 'lens lizard' Adnan Ghalib is a sewer-dwelling rat of the lowest order...
Despite her denials, the Brummie leech is insisting that the singer is expecting his baby.

His friends (imagine what sort of friends a man like this has btw) say that he targetted Spears deliberately to try to impregnate her.

A source told US mag Star:

"Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with her, he'd be made for life.

"Adnan is a social climber who uses women to get what he wants."

Ah, bless. Romance isn't dead after all!

A social climber? If there's any social climbing in this, it's down the ladder into the sewers of celebrity...

BRITNEY, adnan ghalib, scum, rat, baby, pregnant

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COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Thu 28 February 2008 said... What's that beardy piss-dribble he's got running down his chin?
		gaylord on Thu 28 February 2008 said... She should get herself to the abortion clinic just in case.
		Fisterella on Thu 28 February 2008 said... Yeah and take him along also, he might be passed the legal number of weeks but you never know there might be a special case here.
		poshfloozy on Thu 28 February 2008 said... Where is an altruistic doctor who is willing to kidnap and sterilise when you need them?
		CAPITALLETTERS on Thu 28 February 2008 said... This fella is really giving a bad name to the good people of Birmingham...
		diepiggy on Thu 28 February 2008 said... glad to see holy moly could afford photo shop and not just a pritt stick and some scissors
		LuciferSam on Thu 28 February 2008 said... Nice photo editing.
		Victoria57 on Thu 28 February 2008 said... He smells like a camel jockey and so does his commrade Osama Lutfi
		framey on Thu 28 February 2008 said... Why do these idiotic celebrities never use contraception or safe sex? No wonder most of them are riddled with herpes. They get pregnant every time they fuck...it's like a fucking soap opera!
		Monalicious on Sat 01 March 2008 said... You notice Brit never gets with other Celebrity men. After Justin, she has picked up whatever crap she could find on the street and taken it home. Maybe someone in Hollywood knows something about her that we don't. Hell, even Paris can get a "decent" man (rich/or famous).