BRITNEY TOO ILL TO ATTEND DISPOSITION

BRITNEY'S REAR

Published on Thu 13 December 2007 by Mopsa

BRITNEY TOO ILL TO ATTEND DISPOSITION

Britney Spears was supposed to attend a court-ordered deposition yesterday with K-Fed's legal team in the custody battle for her two sons (she probably can't even remember their names anyway.) Britney was supposed to be questioned about her previous alcohol and drug abuse but didn't show up due to 'extreme anxiety.' Probably caused by alcohol and drug abuse.

Britney had been ordered to give a testimony under oath at the LA offices of K-Fed's lawyer. But Britney was so anxious she couldn't even leave the house (without some crystal meth washed down with a couple of shots of absinthe).

However, Britney didn't seem so anxious a few days ago when she was photographed frolicking about in a pink wig, mini skirt and (for the love of god) no knickers.

Britney, who had bravely managed to leave her house on this occasion (she really needed a fruppuccino from Starbucks) was flashing her bum to all and sundry, seemingly without a care in the world.

Hmmm maybe Britney had a cold. Or piles.

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COMMENTS

		squealer on Thu 13 December 2007 said... I wonder how much money Starbucks is paying Britney's craggy old fanny for advertising.
		JTA on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Maybe she is preggers and was sick with morning sickness.
		Freefall on Thu 13 December 2007 said... At least the fucking vile skanks had a shave
		dandyboy on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Don't click for a closer look folks, I've just puked my lunch up all over my monitor. Learn from my mistakes!
		RoyKeane on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Twat
		MrsMoon on Thu 13 December 2007 said... dandyboy...i'm disgusted you clicked in the first place!
		dandyboy on Thu 13 December 2007 said... It's like passing a car crash...
		personunavailable on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Main pic, its that guy from the x factor who wasnt fucked up enough to be a judge.... whatshisface in the background with the camera. probably stealing some ideas to slut up the dancing whores on the show.