BRITNEY STEALS A LIGHTER
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Published on Mon 10 December 2007 by Fatty
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BRITNEY STEALS A LIGHTER |
Oh dear, Britney Spears. So dazed was she this weekend that the flange flasher extraordinaire pilfered a 68p lighter from a petrol station. Oh dear.
The light-fingered sneakthief, who has all the subtlety of a pack of charging rhinos, pilfered the blue plastic item on her way out of the shop in California in full glare of salivating papparrazi.
Smart move.
But this wasn't an innocent mentalist mistake - oh no - the 26-year-old was asked to pay for the darned thing on the way out to which the multi millionaire snorted:
"I stole something. Oh, I'm bad!"
And then continued to stomp out of the shop, probably flicking V signs at everyone in sight and calling it her own revolt against capitalism.
Or, alternatively, continuing to act out her role as a big fucking mental in the soap opera that is her life.
Smart move.
But this wasn't an innocent mentalist mistake - oh no - the 26-year-old was asked to pay for the darned thing on the way out to which the multi millionaire snorted:
"I stole something. Oh, I'm bad!"
And then continued to stomp out of the shop, probably flicking V signs at everyone in sight and calling it her own revolt against capitalism.
Or, alternatively, continuing to act out her role as a big fucking mental in the soap opera that is her life.
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