BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

VIRGIN BRITNEY

Published on Wed 12 December 2007 by basko

BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

After the acting tour de force that was 'Crossroads' (sadly lacking Benny in his woolly hat) it seems Britney is in talks to star in another film. Amazingly, she is considering playing the VIRGIN MARY in a retelling of the Nativity Story!

You couldn't make it up (although considering the recent pregnancy 'story' someone probably did make it up). It's either a rare display of irony from an American or Spears has mulled over the parallels in her life with Mary: banned from hotels, dubious conception activity, hounded by men wanting to get the exclusive on her child, shaved heads...

And if this story couldn't get any better the title of the planned film is 'Sweet Baby Jesus', although we're not sure that this isn't what the producer said when Spears got out of her car with no pants on.

Anyway, we love the idea of this alternative nativity story, and we were thinking who else would star in it? Would Justin Timberlake play Joseph? Who would be Herod, the Three Wise Men the Inn Keeper or the donkey? Over to you...

BRITNEY SPEARS, VIRGIN MARY, SWEET BABY JESUS, NEW FILM, NATIVITY STORY

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Wed 12 December 2007 said... ...with Billy Ray Cyrus as Joseph, Willie Nelson as God and Dolly Parton as Mount Sinai...
		rainbow_brite on Wed 12 December 2007 said... i don't know about anyone else but i see a slight irony there...
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 12 December 2007 said... Howard Stern, taking back his role as pimp to sweaty, overweight drug-addicted blondes, plays the father, unwittingly thinking he got Brit Brit up the duff cos he's mental like that, when really it was Larry birkhead and/or several other Hollywood gents Dina Lohan plays Herod, Britney's pregnant with a little baby girl, a little baby girl who is already addicted to drugs and not even out of the womb, Dina is naturally furious as she has Hollywood's biggest teen crack-head on her books and can't stand the competition so she sends out her army of 'bodyguards' to get rid of the kid. Paris Hilton plays the inn keeper, so there's nowhere for Britters to stay as the glass-eyed cunt has gone out to snort drugs off fat greek guys' cocks and left the hotel locked, so Britney and Howard bed down in a dumpster behind the Four Seasons... there they are visited by the three wise men: Simon Cowell, Max Clifford and Piers Morgan, who bring gifts of PR, press coverage and mediocre pop music.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 12 December 2007 said... .....and three hairy shepherds: Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Slash, bringing more lowly gifts of Crystal Meth, Quaaludes and a bottle of Tanqueray.
		dandyboy on Wed 12 December 2007 said... And Johnny Cash could be the deepest-voiced angel ever to grace the nativity...
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 12 December 2007 said... i wouldn't mind if tommy lee and slash came and gave me booze and drugs :D lucky little brat
		dandyboy on Wed 12 December 2007 said... I'd make sure it was at someone else's house though, especially haven read The Dirt I know what a house with Tommy Lee in it can end up like...
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 12 December 2007 said... The angel will be played by Christina Aguilera who will descend in a long white frock, legs akimbo with no knickers on offering the waiting papps a good shot of her snatch as she comes down to warble her message....
		dandyboy on Thu 13 December 2007 said... Then squeezes the baby out live on stage!