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BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

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BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

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There may be a Britney Spears sex tape slouching its way towards the internet and demanding to be watched, God help us all. The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney's former partner Adnan Ghalib filmed to couple in the act on their mad holiday to Mexico in January.

If this is true (and the National Enquirer has had their fair share of 'Bigfoot Ate My Wife' type of stories) then congratulations to Adnan for his big pay day. He's worked hard for this, weaselling his way into a troubled woman's life and exploiting her to the max. A true British gent – Adnan, we're all so proud of you over here! Anyway, the magazine reports...

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

And hopefully nothing left for Adnan to sell after this sorry, shoddy little episode is over.

COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Sex tapes are the new 8-page spread in 'Hello'
HeroicDose on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Jiggery, please don't say "spread" here, I'm already queasy.
JiggeryCock on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
It's true though isn't it? If your career is in freefall, then bollocks to getting Max Clifford in, or throwing the media a few titbits about your forthcoming collaboration with some other rheumy-eyed old cunt with a colostomy bag and their balls in their socks. Just have a punch up the whiskers with some z-lister filmed on grainy cameraphone, whack it onto Youtube and wait for the recording contract / film offers to come flooding in. Yes Madonna I'm talking to you !
dandyboy on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
God no, if Madonna does that I'm never using the internet again, just in case I might see it.
Lil on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Corr he's a right wanker that Adnan . Her dad should have nutted him. And as for Madonna - just fuck off to an old peoples home where you belong, you're fooling no one love.
thundachick on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
there is a possible market for granny sex tapes, jiggery..even though the thought of it makes me a bit queasy..
JiggeryCock on Tue 20 May 2008 said...
Well face facts, the superannuated trollop has tried every other faux shock-tactic to keep her in the public eye these last 20-plus years
rachael on Thu 22 May 2008 said...
Another sex tape by a flooostering celebrity...WOW they have sex but everything is staged anyway what an extreme array to self promotion...very lazy indead.
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