WIG AND ATHLETIC

There may be a Britney Spears sex tape slouching its way towards the internet and demanding to be watched, God help us all. The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney's former partner Adnan Ghalib filmed to couple in the act on their mad holiday to Mexico in January.

If this is true (and the National Enquirer has had their fair share of 'Bigfoot Ate My Wife' type of stories) then congratulations to Adnan for his big pay day. He's worked hard for this, weaselling his way into a troubled woman's life and exploiting her to the max. A true British gent – Adnan, we're all so proud of you over here! Anyway, the magazine reports...

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

And hopefully nothing left for Adnan to sell after this sorry, shoddy little episode is over.